Monday, November 20, 2006

If I Died in Stephen Colbert County....

... would it make Comedy Central? Apparently, yes... finally:
TUSCUMBIA -- Producers of the Comedy Central news-program parody, "The
Colbert Report," say the production that was taped recently in
likely will air in segments Nov. 27-30.

He stresses those dates are tentative. Much of the show's material involves
current news items, so if something major occurs that week, the
segments could get bumped until later."Anything can happen,"
Cooperman said. "These schedules are real fluid."

Incurious George. What a moron:

Unlike Clinton, Bush Sees Hanoi in Bit of a Hurry:
"HANOI, Vietnam, Sunday, Nov. 19 — President Bush likes speed golf and
speed tourism — this is the man who did the treasures of Red Square in less than
20 minutes — but here in the lake-studded capital of a nation desperately eager
to connect with America, he set a record."

Ladies, This must be a dream come true. Line up to get raped by Mike Tyson. You even get to pay for it.

Hasn't Mike been a prostitue for a while now?

Mike Tyson To Be A Prostitute - Starpulse News Blog:
"Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after
agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized
brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is
scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm."

1 comment:

davyproctorboy said...

Davyproctorboy (another failed comedian) says: "This deeply insults the morons of the world..."