tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-156747322024-03-18T00:32:45.229-07:00Alabama Ass Whuppin'If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it - Gravity's Gone - Drive-by TruckersAAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.comBlogger1889125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-85668609602720425542015-03-28T10:27:00.000-07:002015-03-28T10:33:06.208-07:00Boat Loads in PalauY'all may remember my best bud from my very first posts on AAW (OK 2 of you may remember).
works in Palau. Survivor has been filmed there and the islands are one of the 7 natural wonders of the world. Incredibly beautiful.
Here's a picture of Shipper:
No, wait.... here's a picture of Shipper. He's the one giving a wet willy to my other buddy Rich:
Shipper previously blogged about hisAAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-44630387029786844362015-03-28T10:08:00.000-07:002015-03-28T10:34:37.479-07:00I'm Turning Japanese........ I really think so.... song by The Vapors.... and here's a hilarious tidbit I just learned about said song:
The Vapors:
"As for the song itself, there was a good deal of confusion at the time as to just what the hell it was all about. A rumor spread here in the US that it was about masturbation, and that the 'turning Japanese' was a reference to the facial expression made at the moment of AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-1155916360382184092015-03-28T10:04:00.000-07:002015-03-29T16:58:53.269-07:00Chinese DemocracyI've been begging my buddy David Shipper to do a post for AAW since I created the blog almost a year ago (One year anniversary post is coming August 22, so be on the look out). The very first posts on AAW were of my trip to see in Palau.
Dave and I grew up together in Florence, AL. We lived a couple of blocks away from each other and car pooled from 1st grade all the way through our senior AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-72143072203853984812011-08-22T07:46:00.000-07:002011-08-22T08:39:34.458-07:00AAW's 6th and Final AnniversaryOn August 22, 2005 AAW was born:
Alabama Ass Whuppin': First Post:
This will be all things political, ridiculous, Drive-by Truckerish, Crimson Tide footballable, and whatever the hell else I decide to do with it.
Over the next 6 years this blog produced 2,775 posts.
Today is the 2,776th and final post on AAW.
I'd written several detailed final posts but deleted them.
No more needs to be AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-51080147895362653812011-08-19T08:02:00.000-07:002011-08-19T08:08:36.544-07:00DBT Week in Review - 8.19.11DBT!
AAW's first DBT related post from 12/22/2005:
Alabama Ass Whuppin': DBT - Blessing and a Curse
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Here's the first DBT Week in Review posted March, 2006:
2006
Alabama Ass Whuppin': DBT Week in Review 3/12 - 3/18:
Hey All Y'all: This is something new I'll be posting on Friday's each week. Just a round up of all the DBT web related info I come across during the week. Hope you AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-74658780388705320172011-08-18T08:20:00.000-07:002011-08-18T08:27:46.744-07:00ImprovUmmmmm.....
AMERICAblog News: Is the Internet making us smarter?
OK, it makes up some-smarter.....
5 Ridiculous Secrets Only Two Living People Know: Part 2 | Cracked.com
OK, OK, it amazes us, too. Thank you internets.
Astronaut Photographs Perseid Meteor... From Space : Discovery News
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No, Alabama! Bad, Alabama. Stop it. STOP it.
Is There Anything Worse Than A Sorority Girl AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-57510311371981225692011-08-17T08:10:00.000-07:002011-08-17T08:13:11.258-07:00NeoliberalismQ: What's the difference between Reaganism, Neoconservatism and Neoliberalism?
A: Neoliberalism applies a drop of lube. Other than that the answer is 'Nothing'.
Obama is a Neoliberal
Daily Kos: UPDATED: What is Neoliberalism?:
"* Economy is a self-regulating entity that always balances out.
* Government is inefficient and costly.
* Private business is efficient and therefore the best wayAAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-69319984097148811642011-08-16T08:00:00.000-07:002011-08-16T08:00:46.558-07:00Eyes of AllYup.
The Bad Deal | Common Dreams:
"The President is not a progressive – he is not what Americans still call a “liberal.” He is a willful player in an epic drama of faux-politics, an operative for the money power, whose job is to neutralize the left with fear and distraction and then to pivot rightward and deliver a conservative result.
What Barack Obama got from the debt deal was exactly AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-88270183422544778582011-08-15T07:20:00.000-07:002011-08-15T07:39:13.667-07:00Alabama SlammerMethinks this:
BART admits halting cell service to stop protesters
Will not go over very well in the Bay Area.
Hacker group threatens cyberwar against BART
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That Russell Brand fella is kinda sharp.
UK riots: Big Brother isn't watching you | UK news | The Guardian:
"These young people have no sense of community because they haven't been given one. They have no stake in society AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-39623551495315248802011-08-12T08:00:00.000-07:002011-08-12T08:06:13.622-07:00DBT Week in Review - 8/12/11Lauderdale
Shoal band Lauderdale released their 2nd record this week titled 'Moving On'. It is a mighty fine one that you should add to your collection. The song 'Grant Hotel' is one of the most rocking whore-house songs you'll every encounter.
Lauderdale back, 'Moving On' | TimesDaily.com | The Times Daily | Florence, AL
Lauderdale - Home
Lauderdale - The band
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DBT!
Two sold out AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-64116970381220736712011-08-11T08:21:00.000-07:002011-08-11T08:25:20.119-07:00Shot Through The HeartDid Snoop even watch the iconic television show she was on?!
Felica 'Snoop' Pearson, HBO 'Wire' Actress, Plans To Plead Guilty To Drug Charges In 'Operation Usual Suspects':
"BALTIMORE — An actress who played a Baltimore drug gang assassin in HBO's 'The Wire' pleaded guilty Monday to conspiring to distribute heroin, caught by a wiretap in a joint federal-state drug probe of an alleged drug gang.AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-34750944282964828822011-08-10T08:10:00.000-07:002011-08-10T08:20:10.773-07:00More Money...'More money, more problems'? More like 'More money, Fuck You'!
Upper-class people less empathetic than lower-class people: study | The Raw Story:
“One clear policy implication is, the idea of nobless oblige or trickle-down economics, certain versions of it, is bull,' Keltner added. 'Our data say you cannot rely on the wealthy to give back. The ‘thousand points of light’—this rise of AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-56219194127503028312011-08-09T08:02:00.000-07:002011-08-09T08:09:58.090-07:00‘You’ve got to get mad!’No longer the beacon...
Opinion: Once Upon a Time in the West - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News - International:
"The word 'West' used to have a meaning. It described common goals and values, the dignity of democracy and justice over tyranny and despotism. Now it seems to be a thing of the past. There is no longer a West, and those who would like to use the word -- along with Europe and the United AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-72778559604223277522011-08-08T07:50:00.000-07:002011-08-08T07:58:18.045-07:00HiStoryLet's do this, Wisconsin. Make it happen.
Wisconsin recall votes may impact 2012 election | Reuters
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Daily Kos: The debt ceiling, the White House and the damage of 'compromise':
"The more we hear reaction from both parties, the more convinced I am that my original take on the debt ceiling deal was correct, and that this 'compromise' is in fact an unambiguous and abominable failure byAAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-59711261891533201702011-08-05T08:10:00.000-07:002011-08-05T08:11:41.134-07:00DBT Week in Review - 8/5/11DBT!Ugly Buildings, Whores and Politicians: Greatest Hits by Drive-By Truckers | Rolling Stone Music | Music ReviewsDrive By Truckers - 7/8/11Drive-By Truckers Live at Norton Auditorium on 2011-07-30 : Free Download & Streaming : Internet ArchivePatterson Hood & Jay Gonzalez of The Drive-By Truckers | Flickr - Photo Sharing!_______Full show from Norton Auditorium in Florence, AL:AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-55623239271250032952011-08-04T08:10:00.000-07:002011-08-04T08:15:31.463-07:00Constitutional LaborRidiculous Thursday.10 minutes till meltdown...Swedish man caught trying to split atoms at home: "The 31-year-old Handl said he had tried for months to set up a nuclear reactor at home and kept a blog about his experiments, describing how he created a small meltdown on his stove."_______Things that a Followill could not accomplish.Ill. woman finishes bar exam while in labor_______Dude. Sex on AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-1016938111582093052011-08-03T08:15:00.000-07:002011-08-03T08:20:17.428-07:0010 Percent of My ButtMatt Damon eviscerates know-nothing know-it-alls from douche Drew Carey's libertarian "reason".tvHe Galts their ass good-like. (Not proper usage of the term 'Galt', but it just flows so well)_______Read his speech from the same day to a group of teachers. Damon takes the lead for my write-in candidate for President in 2012.NOT Waiting for Superman : Articles/20110730-Matt Damon At SOS Rally:"So AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-9690455343052452952011-08-02T07:40:00.000-07:002011-08-02T07:46:52.086-07:00Mission AccomplishedNo reason that I should stay...._______Robert Reich: Ransom Paid:"Anyone who characterizes the deal between the president, Democratic, and Republican leaders as a victory for the American people over partisanship understands neither economics nor politics."_______Debt Ceiling Deal: The Democrats Take a Dive | Rolling Stone Politics | Taibblog | Matt Taibbi on Politics and the Economy:"We AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-22069759113611698122011-08-01T07:25:00.000-07:002011-08-01T07:29:44.906-07:00Quoteth Dick CheneyIn the immortal words of Dick Cheney, Obama and the Democrats can go fuck themselves. At this point, President Romney would be an improvement.Eschaton: SUPERCONGRESS:"Some details aren't clear to me yet, but seems like they've hit on the perfect combination of stupid and evil for the debt ceiling 'deal.'"_______AMERICAblog News: "Suffice it to say, the GOPers won. Big. Expect to hear some AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-1371955170392933442011-07-29T07:35:00.000-07:002011-07-29T07:37:04.846-07:00Paddlin'I'll be here today paddlin' 10 miles of glory...DBT WIR on Monday._______________AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-26499187957010482822011-07-28T08:40:00.000-07:002011-07-28T08:43:04.455-07:00What is...The Good. Rick Bragg on the Tuscaloosa tornadoe.What stands in a storm: When the winds died down - CNN.com:"I have seldom felt helpless in my life. I hold to the hillbilly standard that there is no situation so hopeless that, through perseverance, I cannot make worse."_______The very bad.A Plague on the Gulf: Local Fisherman Pulls Up Dozens of Crabs with Oil Stains, Burns and Lesions Off AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-90035374635212420852011-07-27T07:30:00.000-07:002011-07-27T12:31:32.749-07:00PrimaryKrugman.Meh, Bleh, and Eek - NYTimes.com:"At this point, we just have to accept it as a fact of life: Obama doesn’t, and maybe can’t, do outrage — no matter how much the situation calls for it. The purpose of last night’s speech, if there was one, was to rally the nation against crazy Republicans. But there were no memorable lines, no forceful statements of the very stark reality. “Now, now, AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-51119105069487885152011-07-26T07:50:00.000-07:002011-07-26T07:53:17.574-07:00DupesEschaton: No Drama Obama:"The rather obvious solution is a clean debt ceiling hike, but none of the people involved in this ridiculous mess seem to want that.Using crisis as an excuse to ram through massive 'bipartisan' changes without public input is horribly undemocratic.Shame on all of them."_______Compromise My Ass:"Man, the citizens of this country are being duped big time, again.Dupe: One AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-71614381420020195062011-07-25T07:30:00.000-07:002011-07-25T07:38:03.314-07:00#f*&@kyouWashingtonShock Doctrine.Eschaton: There Is No Crisis_______What Obama Was Willing to Give Away - NYTimes.com:"Jonathan Cohn summarizes what seems to have been in the deal that Boehner walked away from; it’s horrifying. Above all, the proposed rise in the age of Medicare eligibility was a real betrayal of both Democratic principles and good government."_______Daily Kos: The Debt Ceiling Battle Was Lost AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15674732.post-18698488981565912632011-07-22T08:00:00.000-07:002011-07-22T08:01:22.475-07:00DBT Week in Review - 7/22/11DBT!Rocking the Blues Concert: Drive-By Truckers - EventbriteBUTTHOLEVILLE by Patterson HoodDrive-By Truckers – Go-Go Boots � BUMS LOGICSwampland:Athens Photographer Jason Thrasher Discusses Filming The Drive By Truckers Go-Go Boots Episodes______________Patterson HoodPatterson Hood 7/2/2011 @ Standard Deluxe – Waverly, AL � Live Music!Patterson Hood � Music in the Hall_______Lera LynnLive Video AAWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02531072530673324928noreply@blogger.com0