Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Boobs have inhibited my development as a Man

32. How long will it take to crack the 20s?

Bush's approval ratings slide to new low:
"WASHINGTON (CNN) -- President Bush's approval ratings have sunk to a personal low, with only a third of Americans saying they approve of the way he is handling his job, a national poll released Monday said.

In the telephone poll of 1,012 adult Americans carried out Friday through Sunday by Opinion Research Corporation for CNN, 32 percent of respondents said they approve of Bush's performance, 60 percent said they disapprove and 8 percent said they do not know."
And when you're at 32 percent, you'll say anything for a bump up. Even if you FLIP-FLOP.

Bush Flashback: Using Strategic Oil Reserve To Lower Prices Damages “National Security”:
"President Bush will order the Department of Energy to stop filling the Strategic Petroleum Oil Reserve “in order to get more fuel on the market and help reduce rising gasoline prices.”

In September 2000, then-Gov. George W. Bush criticized President Clinton for proposing to use the strategic oil reserve in response to high prices:

The Strategic Reserve is an insurance policy meant for a sudden disruption of our energy supply or for war. Strategic Reserve should not be used as an attempt to drive down oil prices right before an election. It should not be used for short-term political gain at the cost of long-term national security. - G.W. Bush

Today, Bush did precisely what he criticized President Clinton for five-and-a-half years ago."
Georgie Porgie doesn't want you smokin' the dope. Besides, we know his drug of choice is coke. So what does he do? He has his political operatives in the FDA ignore science and promote politics:

The FDA's statement on medical marijuana.
"Last week, the Food and Drug Administration reported that it had definitively established that marijuana has no medical use or value. Definitively? Established? I don't think so."
'Cause you know, the biggest problem in America is hip-hop.... and Mormons.... and Terrist.... (snark content)


I was about to write one of the most profound sentences in the history of literature, but I just saw some cleavage and..... Me name are cant beeze umbleeeee schnooze. Derrrrrrrrrrrr.

Sex cues ruin men's decisiveness:
"Catching sight of a pretty woman really is enough to throw a man's decision-making skills into disarray, a study suggests.

The more testosterone he has, the stronger the effect, according to work by Belgian researchers.

Men about to play a financial game were shown images of sexy women or lingerie."

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