Falling Iguana

I think my today's post name would be a good band name.

*Dude, F.I. rocked it last night*

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Yesterday's most perfect snark:

Corn: McGwire used steroids, Fox signs Palin, sun sets in west | Raw Story:

"'McGwire used steroids. Palin signed with Fox. Sun sets in the west.'"

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Concerning the 'California is DOOOOOMED' meme....

No. No we are not.

Coolest state ever.

Calif. judge orders police to return 60 pounds of marijuana | Raw Story:

"A Los Angeles judge has ordered that 60 pounds of pot confiscated by the California Highway Patrol during an arrest be returned to the defendant.

Superior Court Judge William Sterling on Friday ordered the marijuana returned to Saguro Doven. The 33-year-old's attorneys successfully argued that he had the legal right to transport it under medical marijuana guidelines issued by state Attorney General Jerry Brown."

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No climate change here folks. Nothing to see. Move along and go teabag a loved one if such a thing is legal in your state.

Kamikaze iguanas fall from Florida's frozen trees - Telegraph

BBC News - 'Wildlife in crisis' in frozen UK:

"'With the icy weather predicted to last at least another week, this winter could be the single greatest wildlife killer of the new millennium.'"

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Quantum physics fascinates me to no end.

Daily Kos: Golden Ratio Discovered in Quantum World

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Best Products Of CES 2010: The Coolest New Tech From The Consumer Electronics Show (PHOTOS)

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White Flour!

Roll Tide! First real test comes this Saturday, though.

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Racists pieces of shit get punked hard by.... some clowns.

This is a great story

Snark is a powerful weapon. Looks towards the Daily Show.

Hullabaloo:

"Saturday May 26th the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes. Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were."

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“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

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More from the hypocritical 'values' crowd. This is just from the past 6 weeks.

Desperate defense of the 'values' crowd: Hypocrisy doesn't matter

"Republican Sexual Hypocrite reveals in the last month and a half:

* Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID), cruising for potty sex, somehow 'mistakenly' pleads guilty.
* Diaper David Vitter (R-LA) admits he's a 'bad', 'naughty' and 'nasty boy' with hookers.

* Glenn Murphy, Jr., the recently elected chairman of the Young Republican National Federation, caught sexually assaulting a sleeping man.

* former White house spiritual advisor and fallen megachurch pastor Tweaker Ted 'I'm completely heterosexual' Haggard asking whatever fans he has left for money.

* former NC Republican lawmaker and Christian Action League president, Coy C. Privette -- caught at the no-tell motel with a sex worker -- also guilty.

* Mark Foley is back in the news, he won’t turn over his former congressional computer to investigators.

* Rep. Bob Allen, another Republican, caught asking to blow an undercover officer and willing to pay $20 for the pleasure; currently coming up with an excuse for the day (scary black men, thunderstorms) for his same-sex appetite."

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I'll get to this after the holidays.... yeah, that's the ticket.

The 10 Best Foods You Aren't Eating - Men's Health

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An opus to Select Cola.

'2 dimes and a nic... you can get a taste of this'.