Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Nice Ass

First V.P. to shoot someone in the face... First V.P. to be booed throwing out a first pitch. Nice.

Cheney booed loudly, throws out first pitch

Crappy corporate news:

Whiskey Bar: Mutually Assured Dementia:
"Even by the corrupt and debased standards of our times, this is a remarkable thing. The U.S. government is planning aggressive nuclear war (the neocons can give it whatever doublespeak name they like, but it is what it is); those plans have been described in some detail in a major magazine and on the front page of the Washington Post; the most the President of the United States is willing to say about it is that the reports are 'speculative' (which is not a synonym for 'untrue') and yet as I write these words the lead story on the CNN web site is:

ABC pushes online TV envelope

ABC is going to offer online streams of some of its most popular television shows, including 'Desperate Housewives' and 'Lost,' for free the day after they first air on broadcast TV."
Check out the trailer for Al Gore's movie. Scary:

An Inconvenient Truth
Eloquently weaves the science of global warming with Al Gore’s personal history and lifelong commitment to reversing the effects of global climate change. A longtime advocate for the environment, Gore presents a wide array of facts and information in a thoughtful and compelling way. The film is not a story of despair but rather a rallying cry.
Bet you didn't know this. Why isn't this front page news?

Five U.S. soldiers killed in three Iraq attacks this week
"BAGHDAD (AP) — Five American soldiers have been killed in Iraq this week, including three killed Tuesday north of Baghdad, the U.S. military said."
For you immigrant haters out there:

Five AMERICANS who died in Iraq

Finally.... Nice Ass
Have you got the definitive derriere?
"FEW women would claim to have the perfect bottom. But for those in need of reassurance that it is within reach, a scientist has come to the rescue by working out a mathematical formula they believe adds up to the perfect posterior.

The magical figures are (S C) x (B F)/T = V. Though the equation looks rather complicated, it is, according to the scientist, simple.

It assesses shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry – all factors that add up to the bottom line.

S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness.

V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite."

1 comment:

davyproctorboy said...

I am speechless that the words "nuclear strike" are even uttered outside an insane asylum. If a person did the equivalent of a "pre-emptive attack", it would be called first degree murder. That there isn't pandemonium in the streets of this country over this immoral insanity is beyond my realm of comprehension. I am more scared now of the world than I have ever been in my long life. I remember the "Cuban missile crisis" when I was in Junior High: girls crying hysterically in the corridors of the school; I lying on my back in the grass with a male friend speculating what the bomb would look like being dropped on us.