Monday, June 05, 2006

American Taliban

Call your Congressperson today with the following message:

Bigoted, Gay-Bashing, Pandering, Motherfuckers:
Specifically, we'd like you to ask them to vow that in the past, now, and in the future they will abstain from sodomy (including same-sex and/or male-female analingus, cunnilingus, and fellatio), masturbation, adultery, prostitution, out-of-wedlock sex, and marriages that cannot procreate. We will also ask them about divorce, as there is no greater threat to marriage today than divorce (in addition, the Bible makes clear that divorce is a no-no)."
Bush Doesn't Give a Shit about Gay Marriage:
"Though Bush himself has publicly embraced the amendment, he never seemed to care enough to press the matter. One of his old friends told NEWSWEEK that same-sex marriage barely registers on the president's moral radar. 'I think it was purely political. I don't think he gives a s--t about it. He never talks about this stuff,' said the friend, who requested anonymity to discuss his private conversations with Bush. White House aides, who also declined to be identified, insist that the president does care about banning gay marriage. They say Monday's events with amendment supporters—Bush will also meet privately with a small group—have been in the works 'for weeks' and aren't just a sop to conservatives."
Amercian Taliban

The Great Fundamentalist Hoax
"Thoughtful Americans have long wondered how it is that fundamentalist Christians--followers of someone who preached pacifism and tolerance--became the poster boy for hate speech, touting 'moral values' indistinguishable from those of the Taliban. They wonder why, for example, fundamentalist Christians so seldom quote from the New Testament--which is supposedly what Christianity is all about--but prefer citing the Torah and Old Testament prophets."
Why We Will Beat Them in the End
"Every so often, in the face of the administration’s stonewalling in the NSA leak probe and Abu Gonzales’s cavalier attitude toward the Rule of Law (except as it applies to political enemies), I feel overwhelmed and hopeless, and despair of ever seeing justice served in the myriad of egregious abuses of power perpetrated by BushCo and its cronies. But then I see something like this at Think Progress where the good folks at Tom DeLay’s Legal Defense Fund are saluting Stephen Colbert for his hard-hitting interview with 'Outfoxed' director Robert Greenwald on the subject of Greenwald’s new film 'The Big Buy: Tom DeLay’s Stolen Congress'. They’ve even posted the full video at the Defend Delay Web-Site. According to them, Greenwald 'crashed and burned' under the withering glare of Colbert’s laser wit.

Now, why would a bunch of crony-sucking Repug thugs suddenly rush forward to embrace a known liberal satirist? BECAUSE THEY DON’T REALIZE HE’S A LIBERAL! "
Another reason we'll beat them in the end:

Why Clinton's Economy Was Better

I don't know if I'm buying this. I should be a fucking genius by now:

Chocolate may boost brain power
"NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Chocolate lovers rejoice. A new study hints that eating milk chocolate may boost brain function.

'Chocolate contains many substances that act as stimulants, such as theobromine, phenethylamine, and caffeine,' Dr. Bryan Raudenbush from Wheeling Jesuit University in West Virginia noted in comments to Reuters Health."

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