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Pump up the conservative, Republican jam, Pump it up, While your feet are stompin', Pump it up a little more, Get your conservative, Republican party going on the judicial floor.

Awkward moments abound in penis pump trial:

"BRISTOW, Okla. - Serving on the jury in an indecent-exposure trial unfolding in this conservative Oklahoma town has been a giggle-inducing experience.

Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.

Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance."

Which begs the question, Do Penis Pumps Work?

Let's see... Texan... Republican... Smear Merchant... Bush supporter... Child Rapist. Yep, that's about right. If there ever was a dead on profile,

Texas political adviser convicted of abuse:

"EDINBURG, Texas - A political consultant whose company was behind a television ad accusing the Clinton-Gore administration of giving away nuclear technology was convicted of child molestation charges.

A jury deliberated almost two days before convicting Carey Lee Cramer, 44, of aggravated sexual assault of a child, two counts of indecency with a child by contact and one count of indecency with a child by exposure. He was cleared of nine other charges Tuesday."

4, 600 women? Rock on, Gene, Rock on.

Simmons Sex Lawsuit Settled Out of Court:

"Gene Simmons has settled a lawsuit filed by an ex-girlfriend claiming she was slandered in a documentary where the Kiss bassist brags about having sex with 4,600 women."

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