Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Joy to the Wor..... Ah, Nevermind

Yesterday was AAW's 1 year anniversary. Check out 12 Months of Ass Whuppin'

What in the hell is this world coming to?

NASCAR fans are thinking about voting for Democrats.
But with U.S. soldiers dying in Iraq, war raging in the Middle East and gasoline prices soaring, he is not sure how he will vote.

Apparently there ARE atheist in foxholes and they want to be recognized.
'A lot of people manage to serve without having to call on a higher power.'

I found something in common with Bush.
He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes

Folks from Alabama take on the Christian Coalition.
Taking the LordÂ’s name in vain covers much more than saying God Damn. And while Republican Jesus is funny as a cartoon, he is scary as hell in real life.

Finally the real beautiful girls from U.S. who are dying are being written about and not some blond teeny bop who had one too many mohitos and made the mistake of hanging out with some Euro trash while she vacationed on some tropical isle.

Why, such things could go and give a man hope.

But just what a second.....

Here we've got McCain talking out of both sides of his ass.
John McCain a staunch defender of the Iraq war, on Tuesday faulted the Bush administration for misleading Americans....

Krazy Konservatives Kan't stand the thought of adults being able to CHOOSE to watch adult programming in the privacy of a hotel room THEY RENTED.
A coalition of conservative groups that 'strongly believe' hotel porn is prosecutable...

And Republicans REALLY HAVE been stealing elections (link is a MOV. Must watch) and they plan on stealing more.


And we all know that NASCAR fans will be scared back under their beds by the time elections roll around.

And we all know that God's Own Army will allow as much recognition of atheist as they do gays.

And we all want a more serious minded... or, hell, just minded, president. (I'm sure the Shi'ites are already developing a "Pull My Finger" suicide bomber.

Double sigh.

But on the bright side, College Football is right around the corner.


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