Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Take a Break Tuesday

Let's take a break from the politics today shall we? I mean, it's pretty stressful to be reminded day after day that the Republicans are entirely incompetent and, really, can't keep us safe from anything at all.

So let's take a look at some other ridiculousness.....

25 Worst. Web Sites. Evar. ... according to PC World Magazine. MySpace and Hotmail are, deservedly, on the list. Blogger should be on there.


Legal defense: "Your honor, I was stoned... to the bejesus I was. Brownies, your honor... with chocolate dipping sauce. They came up with a chocolate dipping sauce, your honor... for brownies. Do I need to say more? I was stoned your honor... to the bejesus I was.


Doctors urge more playtime for children... and JPW urges more playtime for adults. Giggity.


And why do children need more playtime? To become strong enough and fast enough to prevent this from happening:

Mom Reportedly Hurls Baby at Boyfriend

Hell hath no fury......

Hmmm, this same combination kinda fucked up Clinton's life. Leave it to the Cubans to make it work:

Cigars and sex 'boost Cuba lives'


Speaking of sex lives, has anyone ever been caught...


And finally, Diet Myths Exposed


Take a break today, kids. Smoke a joint... order some brownies.... surf shitty websites... don't kick the baby, or piss off your girlfriend.... have a cigar and some sex... even if the sex is with yourself and if it is solo throw on that mask and snorkel.

Tomorrow we rage against the machine once more.

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