Take a Break Tuesday

Let's take a break from the politics today shall we? I mean, it's pretty stressful to be reminded day after day that the Republicans are entirely incompetent and, really, can't keep us safe from anything at all.

So let's take a look at some other ridiculousness.....

25 Worst. Web Sites. Evar. ... according to PC World Magazine. MySpace and Hotmail are, deservedly, on the list. Blogger should be on there.

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Legal defense: "Your honor, I was stoned... to the bejesus I was. Brownies, your honor... with chocolate dipping sauce. They came up with a chocolate dipping sauce, your honor... for brownies. Do I need to say more? I was stoned your honor... to the bejesus I was.

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Doctors urge more playtime for children... and JPW urges more playtime for adults. Giggity.

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And why do children need more playtime? To become strong enough and fast enough to prevent this from happening:

Mom Reportedly Hurls Baby at Boyfriend

Hell hath no fury......

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Hmmm, this same combination kinda fucked up Clinton's life. Leave it to the Cubans to make it work:

Cigars and sex 'boost Cuba lives'

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Speaking of sex lives, has anyone ever been caught...

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And finally, Diet Myths Exposed

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Take a break today, kids. Smoke a joint... order some brownies.... surf shitty websites... don't kick the baby, or piss off your girlfriend.... have a cigar and some sex... even if the sex is with yourself and if it is solo throw on that mask and snorkel.

Tomorrow we rage against the machine once more.