Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Gay Vegetables

AAW Correction:

Too good to be true. But an excellent idea for pay-for-view:

BBC NEWS | UK | Magazine | From the editor's desktop:
A steady stream of people complaining about a rogue story doing the rounds on the web about a lion and midgets fighting. All in the worst possible taste and the instigator had placed it on a news template that looked exactly like a BBC News one."
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What the hell is up with all the gay pastors in Colorado?

Pastor resigns over homosexuality

Must be all the soy.

I like Kos' take on the soy bit of right-wing insanity:
"Did you hear? Soy makes you gay. Or that's what the wingnuts now say. That's why all Asians whose diet consists heavily of soy products (like tofu) are gay and their population is dying out. Like in China."
I've been saying this for years, but all these vegetables will kill you.... or make you gay:

Vegetables nearly as dangerous as under-cooked meat, study says:
Fresh raw vegetables like lettuce, spinach, tomatoes and green onions were responsible for the illness or deaths of nearly 19,000 people nationwide over a five-year period.

Vegetables are nearly as dangerous as under-cooked meat when it comes to transmitting deadly food illnesses like E. coli, salmonella and hepatitis, according to a study of federal outbreak records by Scripps."
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New homeland security buzz: Bomb-sniffing bees:
Burns- 'I suggest you leave immediatly'

Homer- 'Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shot bees at you?'"
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2 comments:

davyproctorboy said...

I must be a suicidal gay man. I love my cheerios and soy milk in the morning, and my vegetables raw.

JPW said...

You're living on the edge, DPB. The edge, I tell ya!