Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Double Secret Probation

Sweet, sweet, 'Sweet Weed'. Is there anything you can't do?

This pharma company is using marijuana to fight obesity. How much magic does this plant contain, I ask you? ....Can be used for cancer/AIDs patients to stimulate hunger so that they can eat and extend the quality of their lives..... Can be used to assist people in the surpession of an out of control appetite in order to extend the quality of their lives.... Can be used on a rainy Sunday when a South Park marathon is on so as to not miss a single episode in order to extend the quality of my life.

Truly a gift from god......

GW Pharma to test fat-fighting marijuana drug:
"LONDON (Reuters) -- Britain's GW Pharmaceuticals Plc said Tuesday it plans to start human trials of an experimental treatment for obesity derived from cannabis."

"Some can stimulate your appetite, and some in the same plant can suppress your appetite. It is amazing both scientifically and commercially," he said in a telephone interview.

Oh, science. We've missed you, low, these past 6 years. We're glad you're making a comeback.

But, where have you been? What! You've been surpessed? Your 'facts' and 'truths' have be withheld by..... Republicans? Mother..... Fuckers:

Waxman Seeks Climate Inquiry Evidence:
"The Democratic chairman of a House panel examining the government's response to climate change said Tuesday there is evidence that senior Bush administration officials sought repeatedly 'to mislead the public by injecting doubt into the science of global warming.'"

To all the ladies out there, I'm currently single and looking. (My email address can be found in my profile *wink* *wink*)

One ability that I would like to have in my next mate is the following: If I'm every attacked by a mountain lion my lady would be able to fend off the attack with a pen and a stick. If you can do that then I'm VERY interested in talking to you.

Be back to pick you up later (for you Mr. Best):

More surgery expected for mountain lion victim:
"Hamm's wife, Nell, 65, smashed the cat in the snout with a large branch and stabbed it with a pen to fend off the attack. After the attack, game wardens closed the park and shot and killed a pair of lions. Researches identified the female as the attacker."

I'm still using 3 of these:

The 6 most annoying things kids say

The Bush family still uses them all....

Bush's father complains of news media "hostility":

This may be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. These people are so out of touch that they still stick to these bullshit talking points in their 'golden years'.

Raise your hand if you think there's a lick of truth coursing through the veins any of Bush.

"WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President George W. Bush's father accused the news media of 'personal animosity' toward his son and said he found the criticism so unrelenting he sometimes talked back to his television set.

'It's one thing to have an adversarial ... relationship -- hard-hitting journalism -- it's another when the journalists' rhetoric goes beyond skepticism and goes over the line into overt, unrelenting hostility and personal animosity,' former President George Bush said."

Remember when a student would pull a stunt like this in front of the Dean or the Principal and their face would get all red and they'd shake their fist in the air and then all you'd get was double secret probation?

Now your ass gets tasered.

Added the grease to the streak was genius, though.

Police use stun guns on greased, naked student:
"WESTERVILLE, Ohio (AP) -- A high school lunch period was disrupted Monday by a greased, naked student who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said."

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