Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Creationism Porno

Given that the below Wall Street Journal link uses math and statistics and some science... and we all know that math and statistics and science are evil and that they hate America and that they make the fundies poop their pants because Dog... I mean god doesn't clearly state that this is factual in the Bible along with all of those other hard and fast truths that make the Bible such delicious fun.....

Given all those things, check out which President since Truman is the only President to finish their time in office with a higher approval rating than when they started. (h/t Kos)

WSJ.com

Blow jobs are cool!

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Speaking of blow jobs and fundies.... Do these people ever vet anyone properly?

The Raw Story | Creationist actor's porno past:

In a video shown at a new museum purporting to demonstrate how God created the universe, actor Eric Linden portrays Adam breathing life's first breath.

A jaunt around the Internet shows Linden posing alongside a drag queen on an explicit Web site he owned called Bedroom Acrobat, the Associated Press reports. The Web site allows its network of members to post explicit stories and photos, AP reports.

"A native of Columbus, Ohio, Linden now lives in Los Angeles and told AP that he handed off control of the Bedroom Acrobat site. He told AP he has great respect for the founders of the Creation Museum.


Yeah, he has great respect for the big ass check they cut him.

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The final frontier......

Trickle of Planet Discoveries Becomes a Flood:

"Alien worlds, once hidden from knowledge, are now being discovered in droves, stunning astronomers with their unique features and sheer numbers. The discoveries are so common that more and more don't even get reported outside scientific circles."

...And we better figure out toot-sweet how the hell to quickly get to one of these new planets because we are letting this one go to shit.

Hey, but at least corporate profits and CEO pay are at all time highs. I mean, hell, we could have taxed some of that money and had the vision to repair or replace this satellite but, pfffft, the market will save us from the hurricanes, right? Right?!?

Hurricane satellite could fail anytime:

"MIAMI - An aging weather satellite crucial to accurate predictions on the intensity and path of hurricanes could fail at any moment and plans to launch a replacement have been pushed back seven years to 2016.

In a letter obtained by The Associated Press, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's chief said the failure of the QuikScat satellite could bring more uncertainty to forecasts and widen the areas that are placed under hurricane watches and warnings.

If the satellite faltered, experts estimate that the accuracy of two-day forecasts would suffer by 10 percent and three-day forecasts by 16 percent, which could translate into miles of coastline and the difference between a city being evacuated or not.

'We would go blind. It would be significantly hazardous,' said Wayne Sallade, emergency manager in Charlotte County, which was hit hard by Hurricane Charley in 2004."
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At least we can take solace that China seems to be embracing our same commitment to excellence.

Two jailed after bridge built by blind man collapses:

"BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese court has jailed two officials after they let a blind contractor build a bridge which collapsed during construction and injured 12 people, the official Xinhua news agency said Monday."
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After re-reading the post I noticed that I didn't use the word "fuck" anywhere and that makes me uncomfortable, so....

Fuck, fuckity fuck-fuck.

There, much better.
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2 comments:

Jez said...

Man, you would have thought Kennedy's popularity would have sailed through the roof after he got his head blown off, but apparently, in America, we aren't compassionate about our presidents getting shot, we hate them for it.

JPW said...

He was a pussy for bleeding out, Jez.

That, and they probably didn't do any more 'approval rating' polling for JFK once he was assasinated.