Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Raining Mega Bags

Let's get it on... Megachurch style.

It's Tuesday so there must be some fundie sex scandal popping.

Sex scandal hits Atlanta-area megachurch:

"DECATUR, Ga. - The 80-year-old leader of a suburban Atlanta megachurch is at the center of a sex scandal of biblical dimensions: He slept with his brother's wife and fathered a child by her.

Members of Archbishop Earl Paulk's family stood at the pulpit of the Cathedral of the Holy Spirit at Chapel Hill Harvester Church a few Sundays ago and revealed the secret exposed by a recent court-ordered paternity test. In truth, this is not the first — or even the second — sex scandal to engulf Paulk and the independent, charismatic church. But this time, he could be in trouble with the law for lying under oath about the affair."

Oh yeah, the Catholics like 'em trapped and weak.

Priest Admits Having Sex With Inmates:

"A Roman Catholic priest who worked as a chaplain at a women's federal prison pleaded guilty Wednesday to sexual abuse for having sex with two inmates."

FAUX News: Fair and Balanced breasts bouncing all over the place.

Taylor Marsh: O'Reilly & Fox Sell Sex:

"One of the clever things they do to cover their actions is show the soft core crap then have a conservative on to rail against the stuff, as it plays gratuitously on the screen. It's classic programming, really, you've got to give it to them. It hits all angles, including the 'secular progressives' who are supposed to love this stuff with their news."
FAUX News After Hours.

Probably not safe for work b/c all of the footage is taken directly from FAUX News coverage. Fellas you'll need to break out the Jergens and some tissues.

FOX News P*rn


Yeah, an 'affirmation' that this dipshite watches the Weather Channel thus planning his little rain dance... I mean rain prayer a day before a front moves through.

I was in Georgia when this occurred and the forecast had called for a pretty decent rain. After the purple rain prayer the area only got a trace of rain in the wee morning hours.

Methinks Sonny's god not too happy with this type of exploitation.

Government water resource policy entirely based upon prayer. Heck of a job, Brownie.

Cold front brings rain; Governor calls it an 'affirmation':

"Gov. Sonny Perdue said Thursday morning that he's not gloating over the fact that it rained a day after he held a prayer vigil at the Capitol."

While in Baghdad by the Bay they're... banning bags. Kinda freakin' boring when you take a look at all of the Red State horniness above.

Starting Tuesday, plastic bags illegal at big S.F. grocery stores:

"Attention San Francisco shoppers: Plastic grocery store bags are going, going, gone."


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