Monday, January 07, 2008

Impeach the MoFos

Thank jeebus. I'm betting Stewart begins his show with an extended period of hilarious silence as he attempts to speak on his own without the aid of his writers.

Stewart and Colbert resume Comedy Central shows Monday:

"Not a moment too soon to help make sense of things, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert will be back on duty Monday, ready to mock everything in sight."
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I hope both Stewart and Colbert do a bit on crazy-ass O'Reilly. I SO wish the secret service would have taken him down.

Watching Bill O'Reilly get pushy at Obama rallly. - By John Dickerson - Slate Magazine:

"I have a confession. During the shoving, I found myself yelling at O'Reilly to grow up, which was thoroughly unprofessional, except that I have little kids and I think it's important to discipline misbehavior immediately. If I don't dare to discipline, they'll grow up to be like, well, Bill O'Reilly."
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If a former presidential candidate that lost to Nixon calls for impeachement, does he make a sound?

Why I Believe Bush Must Go - washingtonpost.com

By George McGovern
Sunday, January 6, 2008; Page B01

As we enter the eighth year of the Bush-Cheney administration, I have belatedly and painfully concluded that the only honorable course for me is to urge the impeachment of the president and the vice president.

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More on the false imprisonment debacle in Alabama.

Federal judge explains reasons for keeping Siegelman in prison while awaiting appeal- al.com:

"MONTGOMERY - Nearly two months after being ordered by an appellate court to explain his reasoning, a federal judge wrote Wednesday that he won't allow former Gov. Don Siegelman out of prison while appealing his conviction because he doesn't believe the conviction will be overturned.
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I've always been a bit jealous of the ladies. I mean, why do only they get to feel mountain stream, field-of-daisies fresh? Well, boys, our time has come.

Get rid of that crotch stank.

Blog Archive � Press Release Of The Day

Male Genital Odors Are History - Synerfied Healthcare Introduces NodorO™ on ismellperfect.com

Miami, FL (PRWEB) January 4 2008 — Synerfied Healthcare introduces NodorO™ on ismellperfect.com. NodorO™ is a safe and effective OTC (Over The Counter) medicated cream developed in accordance with an FDA approved monograph; This brand was specifically created to remove and prevent MGO (Male Genital Odors) and can be obtained immediately without a prescription exclusively on NodorO™ website.

President/CEO and NodorO™ Creator, Dominic Adams suffered from MGO since he was a teenager, until he realized his discovery. Adams personally tested the product for several years, which inspired him to share his discovery with the world and created NodorO™. "I could not imagine my sexual life without NodorO™ anymore. I have no more fears of repulsing my partner due to bad genital odors. For anyone who has ever dealt with MGO, it is a miracle cream. I went from being embarrassed because of the smell, to being confident." says Adams without embarrassment or shame anymore.

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2 comments:

binky said...

Mountain steam!?! Ouch!

:)

JPW said...

You KNOW I can't spell, binky. Mountain steam would be a good name for it though.