Wednesday, July 09, 2008


Grandpa McOnion Belt has gots him a genius plan.

"I love the smell of paying down the deficit. Smells like 'Victory'!

Bullshit like this would have worked in 2000 and 2004. Folks are a little to savvy to swallow this load in 08.

McCain: "Victory" Savings Will Pay Down Deficit


Meanwhile in the war you never hear much about on the TV......

We're like the shitty party guest that just won't leave. But instead of throwing up on the carpet we throw up carpet bombs on the entire country.

"Uhh, you guys need to, like, leave now".

Iraq raises idea of timetable for US withdrawal:

"BAGHDAD - Iraq's prime minister said Monday his country wants some type of timetable for a withdrawal of American troops included in the deal the two countries are negotiating."

Almost as good as McSame's plan for paying down the deficit.... McSame's plan for dealing with Iran.

Diplomacy, y'all.

McCain jokes about killing Iranians with cigarettes


One step closer.

Initiative would allow pot sales at liquor stores:

"Relax it and tax it."

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