Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Hookers and Blow

Oh Sarah, you're making it too easy.

What's the over under before she's replaced? Or, will the Rethugs employ their usual bull-headedness and keep her on the ticket. I hoping for option #2.

Palin On Pledge Of Allegiance: "If It Was Good Enough For The Founding Fathers, It's Good Enough For Me":

"Question: Are you offended by the phrase 'Under God' in the Pledge of Allegiance? Why or why not?

Palin: Not on your life. If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me and I'll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance."

How easy? This easy:

Political Punch:

"For her part, Ms. Clark -- a self-employed gold miner who wants Alaska to become an independent nation -- says that the McCain campaign pushback that Pain was never part of the AIP is 'hooey.'

'This is like a cat covering up crap in its litter box,' she says.

Even numb-nuts Carville gets in on the act:

Prominent Clinton supporter slams Palin, says she’s not qualified � - Blogs from

"“They tout her experience as mayor of this town in Alaska,” said Carville. “This is the picture of the City Hall. It looks like a bait shop in South Louisiana,” the Baton Rouge native said. “This is executive experience to be Vice President of the United States, to be a heart beat away from the presidency, to have to take over the country when we’re fighting three wars, when we’re having the biggest credit crisis we’ve had in this country?”

When Bachman suggested that Carville’s criticism smacked of sexism, Carville fired back. “Congresswoman, I don’t know how to tell you this, but I supported a woman for President of the United States.”"

Repubs do know how to throw a party.... during a hurricane.

Hookers and blow, y'all:


Here's a GMILF that knew how to party like a Republican:

Actress Helen Mirren: I used to 'love' cocaine:

"LONDON - Oscar-winning British actress Helen Mirren said she used to love cocaine, but stopped taking the drug after learning that a Nazi war criminal profited from the trade, according to a magazine."

RIP Jerry, RIP

Singer-actor Jerry Reed dies at the age of 71:

"NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Jerry Reed, a singer who became a good ol' boy actor in car chase movies like 'Smokey and the Bandit,' has died of complications from emphysema at 71"


SJMCB said...

I think Helen Mirren is probably (amongst other things) a WORLD CLASS drunk dialer *sigh*
Drinking has lost it's shine for me, now that I've discovered hydrocodone cough syrup, watch for me on an upcoming episode of intervention...
oh yeah happy birthday bitch lips!

JPW said...

Helen can drunk dial me anything.

Let me know when you're episode is on so I can grab a half ounce of week and a case of Sterling Big Mouths.

Thankee for the b-day wishes!

SJMCB said...

How much does a half ounce of week go for these days?

JPW said...

10 dollars a day, I think.