Thursday, January 08, 2009

Joe the Gentile

The deification of Republican losers continues its methodical march.

On this episode we see tax dodging, medical bill paying deadbeat, McCain/V-PILF poster child, not really a plumber, not really named 'Joe', Joe the Fuckwad ascended into the plush Republican Welfare system as a 'war correspondent'..... yes, 'war correspondent' for the hacktackular conservative 'news organization' quote, quote, Pajamas TV.

Oy fucking vey.

I hate it when they so parody themselves that they make it hard for me to snark.

Joe is about a month away from a gig at FAUX News.

Joe the Plumber to become war correspondent:

"TOLEDO, Ohio – Joe The Plumber is putting down his wrenches and picking up a reporter's notebook.

The Ohio man who became a household name during the presidential campaign says he is heading to Israel as a war correspondent for the conservative Web site

Samuel J. Wurzelbacher (WUR'-zuhl-bah-kur) says he'll spend 10 days covering the fighting.

He tells WNWO-TV in Toledo that he wants to let Israel's ''Average Joes' share their story.'"

And Joe further pisses me off by taking the top story on today's post because THIS is the top story of 2009 so far, IMO.

And make no mistake, porn is one of the largest industries in the U.S.... um, so I hear. Yeah.

Larry Flynt is a freaking genius. He'll push this thing till politicians from all walks have to comment publicly on it.

Porn Bailout: Larry Flynt, Joe Francis Seeking Government Money:

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind,' Flynt says. 'It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.'

Francis sees his industry like the big three automakers, only BIGGER: 'Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration.'"

Shitty Democrats.

Goal for the next couple of years: 1. Continue to kick Republican ass. 2. Rid the Democrats of the mushy fakers with primary battles and replace them with new, fresh progressives.

Bush-Enablers Feinstein and Rockefeller are running scared (UPDATED)

Ex-agent: Feinstein wrong, CIA needs an 'adult in charge'

You did all of Bush's bidding the past 8 years, Reid. You damn well better 'work for Obama'.

I will be donating to the Republican running against Reid in 2009. He needs to go and go fast. He's awful. - Reid: ‘I don’t work for Obama’:


Watch Wal-Mart spread like a cancer throughout the land.


Watching the Growth of Walmart Across America


This man's shrinkage is perfectly understandable.

Vail Chairlift Accident Leaves Man Dangling Pantless (PHOTOS)



davyproctorboy said...

Like I recently told a friend when he told me he was hung over: That is the assumption. It would be more efficient just to tell if some day you are not hung over. Same goes for Bush. If he ever does not lie about ANYTHING, let us know...

JPW said...

Excellent point, davy.