Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Prison Hooch

I can't even... Just.... fuck.

Open Left:: Wall Streeters "Can't Live on $150,000 to $180,000 a Year":

"Another snippet for the I Shit You Not File: In the New York Times, a head hunter for banks defends the $18 billion in taxpayer-subsidized bonus payouts to Wall Street executives and traders by insisting that those executives and traders can't be expected to live on $150,000 to $180,000 a year - I shit you not:"
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This is why skydiving holds absolutely no lure for me.

Soldier lands safely after skydive instructor dies:

"CHESTER, S.C. – A Georgia-based soldier says his military training helped him land safely on his first skydiving jump after the instructor strapped to his back died from an apparent heart attack.

Daniel Pharr says he knew something was wrong when George Steele stopped answering his questions after their parachute deployed Saturday afternoon above South Carolina. They jumped from 13,500 feet.

Pharr says he didn't panic because of his Army training, and he knew from watching television to use the parachute toggles to steer.

The 25-year-old, stationed at Fort Gordon, Ga., says the nonmilitary jump was a Christmas gift from his girlfriend.

Pharr says he tried unsuccessfully to revive Steele with CPR when they landed."
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Jesus prevented a review of the last play.

Snarkilicious.

Daily Kos: Kurt Warner: "God Is To Blame For This Loss":

"Tampa, FL (KE) -- Kurt Warner, the 37-year-old veteran quarterback for the Arizona Cardinals, blamed the Christian God for the team's heartbreaking loss to the Pittsburg Steelers in Sunday night's Superbowl XLIII. Speaking to a pool of gathered reporters outside the team's locker room, Warner stated, 'I always credit God for my victories and earlier this week I said I had an advantage in tonight's game because of the power of Jesus. Clearly, however, Jesus let me down. And so I am not responsible for tonight's loss. If you want someone to blame, this one is 100% on the man upstairs.'"
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Now THIS is a half-time show I could get into.

Porn Clip Interrupts Super Bowl Coverage In Arizona

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Because prison knowledge is power:



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4 comments:

davyproctorboy said...

JHW---I am too destitute to go movies, so have not seen "Slumdog...", but can't imagine it being better than "Milk". Nothin' like boy meets boy....

JPW said...

Haven't seen Milk but I've heard that it is great. You can have the 'boy meets boy' and I'll take the 'boy meets girl'.... and the 'girl meets girl'.

Deal?

;-)

davyproctorboy said...

As long as I also get "boy meets dog".

JPW said...

I'm not even going there, davy.

See, this is why we're having marriage equality issues. What's next, a box turtle?!?

;-)