Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Must see internet TV. This is awesome:
My Pet Scapegoat

See-ya you evil cock.... roach killing POS.

Rep. DeLay won't run again - Politics:
Succumbing to scandal, former Majority Leader Tom Delay said Tuesday he is resigning from Congress, a move that closes out a career that blended unflinching conservatism with a bare-knuckled political style."
...And when you hear the spin on why he quit just remember this:

Federal Probe Has Edged Closer to Texan

It was the liberals who run this country that forced him out... yeah right. Fuck you, Delay.

Republican's don't steal elections. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Ohio Official Invested in Vote Machine Co.
COLUMBUS, Ohio — The state's top elections official said Monday he accidentally invested in a company that makes voting machines.
Smoke and mirrors. Your Republican economy blooming:

Some homeowners struggle to keep up with adjustable rates:
"They feel alone, but they're not. America's five-year real estate boom was fueled partly by a tempting array of cut-rate mortgages that helped millions of Americans qualify for home or refinance loans. To afford soaring home prices, many turned to adjustable-rate and other, riskier loans with low initial payments. The homeownership rate hit a record 70%."
Obama bitch slaps Bush in so many ways with this statement:

Remarks of Senator Barack Obama, 4/3/06:
"This is not a serious effort. Saying that America is addicted to oil without following a real plan for energy independence is like admitting alcoholism and then skipping out on the 12-step program. It’s not enough to identify the challenge – we have to meet it."
If prostate cancer is the price I've gotta pay, then bring it on:

Barbecue meats linked with prostate cancer:
A compound formed when meat is charred at high temperatures -- as in barbecue -- encourages the growth of prostate cancer in rats, researchers reported on Sunday."
"If our lord wasn't testing us, how would you account for the proliferation, these days, of this obscene rock and roll music, with its gospel of easy sexuality and relaxed morality"?
Willard: Yes and I'm not the first one that's noticed it. I mean we're not stuck in the goddamn middle ages here. I mean we've got TV. We've got Family Feud. We're not stuck in Leave It To Beaver land here.
Ren: Well I haven't noticed a wet T-shirt contest in town yet.
Willard: Yeah but I'm waiting. Patiently.

I thought Kevin Bacon took care of this shit in '84 as did Patrick Swayze in '87.

No Constitutional Right to Dance:
"NEW YORK (Reuters) - New York City may be known as a centre of artistic expression, but a judge on Monday dismissed a lawsuit that argued people have a constitutional right to dance in any bar or restaurant.
And you know what...
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

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