Too Little Sex, Too Much Jesus

This first article is a bit shocking. You might want to sit down. Someone from the mainstream media actually wrote this:

Turning the Tables

"For once, the Democrats are getting their act together while it's the Republicans who are divided"

Does this administration vet anybody? Can any dumb fuck, child rapist get a high level job in the Bush House? Jon Stewart had a great line the other night on the Daily Show. I'm paraphrasing but it went a little something like this: "A monkey could walk into a Bush staff meeting and start to fling his feces against the wall and probably be promoted to Secretary of State".

Sex sting nets Homeland official

"A deputy press secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security was charged with using a computer to seduce a child after authorities said he struck up sexual conversations with an undercover detective posing as a 14-year-old girl.

Brian J. Doyle, 55, the fourth-ranking official in the department’s public affairs office, was expected to be placed on administrative leave Wednesday."

God's Own Party my ass.

Why do these people hate sex so much? "Stacy was a troubled teen ever since she was twelve." Why is sex such an evil thing for them? "He said you better get yourself right in the eyes of God." Is it the pleasure it brings? "Satan's made a slave of you, the Lord will set you free!" All they've got when it comes to sex ed. is to don't do it. Well... Fuck you, I'm doin' it!

Bush Admin. $15B AIDS Plan Questioned:

"The Bush administration's $15 billion global AIDS initiative is emphasizing sexual abstinence and fidelity more than Congress intended, and that focus is undermining prevention efforts in poor countries, congressional investigators said Tuesday.

U.S. teams on the ground in Africa and other poor areas told Congress' Government Accountability Office that the requirement that they spend a specific percentage of their money on abstinence is hurting some efforts to tailor prevention programs to countries' needs.

The directives are creating confusion and forcing reduction in some programs deemed necessary for pregnant women, high-risk groups like truck drivers and sex workers, married couples and sexually active youths, the GAO said."

No comment needed:

Report: Tax cuts on investment income a windfall for rich:

"Report: The wealthiest Americans are reaping huge gains from reduced taxes on investment income."

This is pretty cool:

Stay Up Late and See Something Odd

"WASHINGTON - Call it a coincidental sign of our digital times or a reason to stay up late and stare at the clock. Either way, early Wednesday morning the time and date will be 01-02-03-04-05-06."

See, we've got rednecks in California too! A teacher no less. Stupid is as stupid does:

Paperweight Severs Calif. Teacher's Hand:

"A teacher who kept a 40 mm shell on his desk as a paperweight blew off part of his hand when he apparently used the object to try to squash a bug, authorities say.

The 5-inch-long shell exploded Monday while Robert Colla was teaching 20 to 25 students at an adult education class."