Monday, May 22, 2006

Of Horseshit and Ponies

Monday morning comedy. If you ever needed a laugh today is the day:

Now, onto the horseshit:

With All This Horseshit:
"Line ‘em up and show us the results. Let’s have the perp walk of all the al Qaedas, all the al Qaeda caller uppers you’ve located, investigated, caught, apprehended and brought to trial! With all this horseshit there must be a whole herd of ponies."
So sorry:

McIntyre in the Morning:
"There’s nothing harder in public life than admitting you’re wrong. By the way, admitting you’re wrong can be even tougher in private life. If you don’t believe me, just ask Bill Clinton or Charlie Sheen. But when you go out on the limb in public, it’s out there where everyone can see it, or in my case, hear it.

So, I’m saying today, I was wrong to have voted for George W. Bush. In historic terms, I believe George W. Bush is the worst two-term President in the history of the country. Worse than Grant. I also believe a case can be made that he’s the worst President, period."
Hate the player and the game:

SurveyUSA - 50 State POTUS 05/06

Pants are ablaze!

How Republicans Lie About the Economy

Look, ladies, I don't care how freakin' mad you get, this just isn't cool under any circumstances. They should have executed Loraina Bobbett as an example. Dudes, you may want to look away....

Wife Accused in Attack:
"The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands. Surgeons at Einstein successfully managed to repair the damage."

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