What Should Have Been.... And What Was....

Check out the video of President Gore on this week's SNL. What if... what if....

President Gore on SNL

If you haven't heard about Gore's new film on global warming, go educate yourself now!

An Inconvenient Truth

Here's a link to find when it will playing in a city near you:

An Inconvenient Truth > About the Film

Well, well, well. Looks like folks DON'T want to have a beer with Bush. They'd rather have one with Clinton. The choice is rather simple. Hang out with Bush and you get a bad drunk who'll do all your coke then pick unnecessary fights, getting you both thrown out of the bar. OR, hang out with Clinton who can hold his liquor and can probably drive you home afterwards but more than likely Clinton will pick up a couple of stewardesses, then its back to their hotel room for a little slap and tickle. Bush = possible night in jail. Clinton = roll in the hay with a stewardess.

Poll: Clinton outperformed Bush:

"-- In a new poll comparing President Bush's job performance with that of his predecessor, a strong majority of respondents said President Clinton outperformed Bush on a host of issues."

Goddamn illegal bat immigrants, coming over our borders and drinking out white children's blood. We need to build a giant wall 10 miles high to stop these dern illegal bats. These illegal bats are taking away the blood sucking business that rightfully belongs to the Republicans.

Texas teenager dies of rabies from bat bite:

"A Texas teenager who was bitten by a bat while he slept in his home has died of rabies, the Houston hospital that treated him said in a statement.

Zachary Jones, 16, died on Friday, a week after he became ill from the bat bite he received about a month before"