Monday, June 19, 2006

Dirty, Dirty Girls

And he won't rely on any leader in the military that doesn't tell him what he wants to here... he won't rely on anything but the lord jebus and the black, puss that oozes from his shriveled prune like heart and the cob-webbed dust bunnies that rattle around his empty skull...

Spokesman: Bush won’t rely on polls:
“If I had known the president was going to be this incompetent in his administration, I would not have given him the authority” to go to war, said Biden, the top Democrat on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee.
Oh, and Biden... You wouldn't have gotten elected if we had of known you were too stupid to realize Bush's incompetence. Biden is a perfect example of what's wrong with the Democrats. He needs to go away.

So how is it really going over in Iraq?

'Wash Post' Obtains Shocking Memo from U.S. Embassy in Baghdad:
"NEW YORK The Washington Post has obtained a cable, marked 'sensitive,' that it says shows that just before President Bush left on a surprise trip last Monday to the Green Zone in Baghdad for an upbeat assessment of the situation there, 'the U.S. Embassy in Iraq painted a starkly different portrait of increasing danger and hardship faced by its Iraqi employees.'"
But Bush won't listen to the embassy. The embassy is just like a poll....

Seriously, though, it's going just super over in Iraq. Why, the insurgent are asking our soldiers to come over for dinner. Isn't that nice...

Group claims it kidnapped U.S. soldiers - Yahoo! News:
"BAGHDAD, Iraq - An umbrella group linked to al-Qaida in Iraq claimed Monday that it had kidnapped two American soldiers reported missing south of Baghdad, where 8,000 Iraqi and U.S. troops were conducting a massive search."
Another Democrat who should be kicked out of the party. I guess I won't be going to Louisiana anymore. Sucks, cause I love N.O.

Louisiana gov. signs law that would ban abortions:
"NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - Louisiana Democratic Gov. Kathleen Blanco signed into law a ban on most abortions, which would be triggered if the U.S. Supreme Court overturns its 1973 ruling legalizing the procedure, a spokesman said on Saturday."
Oh, India... You are such an up and comer...

Wives offered for rent in India:
"NEW DELHI (AP) - Some husbands in western India are renting out their wives to other men, cashing in on a shortage of single women available for marriage, according to a news report Monday."
I never have to worry about funny looks when I eat something off the floor, now. Throw away your Purell today. Time to get dirty!

Rat study shows dirty better than clean:
"WASHINGTON - Gritty rats and mice living in sewers and farms seem to have healthier immune systems than their squeaky clean cousins that frolic in cushy antiseptic labs, two studies indicate. The lesson for humans: Clean living may make us sick.

The studies give more weight to a 17-year-old theory that the sanitized Western world may be partly to blame for soaring rates of human allergy and asthma cases and some autoimmune diseases, such as Type I diabetes and rheumatoid arthritis. The theory, called the hygiene hypothesis, figures that people's immune systems aren't being challenged by disease and dirt early in life, so the body's natural defenses overreact to small irritants such as pollen."

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