Lie and Die... Lie and Die... Lie and Die...

Yes, he is rather stupid, but he's not the problem. It is the entire Republican party lead by Cheney and Rumsfield.

How Bush chose stupidity.

"Richard Perle, foreign policy adviser: 'The first time I met Bush 43 … two things became clear. One, he didn't know very much. The other was that he had the confidence to ask questions that revealed he didn't know very much.'

David Frum, former speechwriter: 'Bush had a poor memory for facts and figures. … Fire a question at him about the specifics of his administration's policies, and he often appeared uncertain. Nobody would ever enroll him in a quiz show.'

Laura Bush, spouse: 'George is not an overly introspective person. He has good instincts, and he goes with them. He doesn't need to evaluate and reevaluate a decision. He doesn't try to overthink. He likes action.'

Paul O'Neill, former treasury secretary: 'The only way I can describe it is that, well, the President is like a blind man in a roomful of deaf people. There is no discernible connection.'"

Bush doesn't like being out-mentally challenged by anyone. Click the link to learn things today...

Things I Learned Today:

"# Al-Qaedist Abu Zubaydah was captured in March 2002.
# Zubaydah's captors discovered he was mentally ill and charged with minor logistical matters, such as arranging travel for wives and children.
# The President was informed of that judgment by the CIA.
# Two weeks later, the President described Zubaydah as 'one of the top operatives plotting and planning death and destruction on the United States.'"

Blowjob or cheating rat bastards..... When Democrats have sex we are hell bound with no chance at redemption. When Republicans have sex and cheat on their wives all they gotta do is ask Jeebus for forgiveness. Fuck up? Just ask for forgiveness from the lord. Rinse and repeat. No actually accountability....

"High Infidelity":

"Lurking just over the horizon are liabilities for three Republicans who have topped several national, independent polls for the GOP's favorite 2008 nominee: Sen. John McCain (affair, divorce), former House Speaker Newt Gingrich (affair, divorce, affair, divorce), and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani (divorce, affair, nasty divorce). Together, they form the most maritally challenged crop of presidential hopefuls in American political history."

I love ya, Kerry. I think you would have made a fine President. BUT... where the fuck was this in 2004? I'm glad you've ditched those Beltway consultants and are speaking your mind. "It's a little too little, its a little too late". Still a great sound bite to repeat over and over. Lie and die... lie and die... lie and die.... give it a try!

Kerry says Republican Iraq plan is 'lie and die':

"KERRY: 'Stay the course' is not a plan. And what this administration wants is to have a fake debate, as usual. Uh, they're--you hear the drumbeat on every television show from every commentator, 'cut and run, cut and run, cut and run, cut and run.' That's their phrase. They've found their three words, they love to do that, and they're gonna try to make the elections in November a choice between 'cut and run' or 'stay the course.' That's not the choice. My plan is not 'cut and run.' Their plan is 'lie and die.'"

Quickest way to an Alabama Ass Whuppin' via a Georgia bartender:

Man tries to pay with bartender's checks:

"STATESBORO, Ga., - A 21-year-old Georgia man was arrested after trying to buy drinks with a checkbook he found at a bar. Unfortunately for Jody Brian Minor of McRae, the checkbook's owner was the bartender serving him."