Monday, June 12, 2006

Taut, Luscious Breasts

The most frightening terrorist are Christians. Sick fucking bastards.

The Purpose Driven Life Takers:
"Imagine: you are a foot soldier in a paramilitary group whose purpose is to remake America as a Christian theocracy, and establish its worldly vision of the dominion of Christ over all aspects of life. You are issued high-tech military weaponry, and instructed to engage the infidel on the streets of New York City. You are on a mission - both a religious mission and a military mission -- to convert or kill Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, gays, and anyone who advocates the separation of church and state - especially moderate, mainstream Christians. Your mission is 'to conduct physical and spiritual warfare'; all who resist must be taken out with extreme prejudice. You have never felt so powerful, so driven by a purpose: you are 13 years old. You are playing a real-time strategy video game whose creators are linked to the empire of mega-church pastor Rick Warren, best selling author of The Purpose Driven Life."
Who would you like to have a beer with now?

Gore: Lindsay Lohan 'knows what she did'
"Once again, last night, Al Gore found himself denying rumors of a 2008 presidential run--this time on The Tonight Show.

But Gore's political aspirations (or lack thereof,) are taking a back seat to his newfound 'movie star status,' according to Leno. The former Vice President has been pushing his concert-style lecture documentary 'An Inconvenient Truth.'

'It's not all fun,' Gore remarked. 'For instance, I have this huge thing with Lindsay Lohan now. When Leno asked how the feud started, Gore responded, 'she knows what she did.'

Gore also said that he would consider on-screen nudity if it was necessary to progress the story."
Another reason to vote for a Democrat come November

Murtha will run for House leadership if Dems win this fall

Best of Best of Craigslist:

Look, a lot of chicks would be thrilled to catch me staring at them - m4w:
"So let's just get the embarrassing fact out on the table. Yes, I was staring at you on the Metro. Yes, to be more specific, at your taut, luscious breasts"

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