Thursday, July 06, 2006

Hippy Pussy

Someday we'll have a president who is as smart as the terrorist. Won't we? Someday??? Please, god, someday?

Former CIA and State Dep't terror official says bank spying already known to terrorists:
"If you still labor under the fantasy that the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and the Wall Street Journal divulged 'classified information' that put U.S. lives at risk or hampered our ability to track terrorist financial assets, you are either willfully ignorant or have been living in a sensory isolation tank. (Word to Congressman Peter King--pull your fat, Irish Republican Army-supporting head out of your ass and stay awake during Congressional testimony.)"
More sucky MSM articles on Dear Leader. There is no "danger" that this will happen. It will happen. The next prez WILL inherit a world of hurt. The cluster-fucks of all cluster-fucks.

A (Dimwit) President Faces a World of Crises:
"'I am hard-pressed to think of any other moment in modern times where there have been so many challenges facing this country simultaneously,' said Richard N. Haass, a former senior Bush administration official who heads the Council on Foreign Relations. 'The danger is that Mr. Bush will hand over a White House to a successor that will face a far messier world, with far fewer resources left to cope with it.'
Alablawg tries to bring us together:

Conservatives Are Not Nice People:
"Lee, you are being unfair to conservatives. Sure, some of them do stuff like threaten six year old Jewish kids who complain about being called “Jew Boy” at school. Or say Supreme Court Justices who they do not like ought to be killed. Or urge torturous death for newspaper editors. Or advocate for the execution of homosexuals. Or rejoice at the prospect of terrorists destroying American cities. Or promote shooting illegal aliens as a solution to immigration problems. But that does not mean there are no conservatives who “uphold the qualities of courage, compassion, innovative leadership, public service, and ethical excellence.”
Tee-freakin'-hee! Blue Gal has got some new rules and, well, they rule!

Blue Gal: New Rules (with apologies to Bill Maher):
"New Rule #1:

You are not allowed to put an 'end the genocide in Darfur' bumper sticker on your late-model hybrid in order to 'raise consciousness in the Bay Area.' The consciousness of the Bay Area was raised up over the Santa Ana mountains in 1978. Those still lucky (?) enough to be alive in Darfur are interested in some peacekeeping troops, not a bunch of old long hairs who, admit it, are marching against genocide so they can meet some hippy pussy. "

2 comments:

Blue Gal said...

So how come Hauss doesn't say who made the mess? I mean, at this point Bush must be countin' the days till he can be back at the ranch full time.

Thanks for the linky love, again.

JPW said...

Because he'd have to do minimal research and look at yucky facts and it is so much easier to just pull things out of your ass when you're a journalist, these days.

You're much welcome for the link love. I've given you a perm. residence on the right side links.