Monday, August 07, 2006

Hippie Stank

Oh my, oh my. For the chumps who think that "moral issues" drive the politics of this country, apparently it is all just smoke and mirrors. Fools are fools, though, and they'll swallow anything spoon feed to them. Why do you think 50 percent still believe this load of crap. I'll tell ya why... Because the fear merchants are always hiding in the closet (pun intended) whispering scary, implausible lies in their ears to keep 'em nice and jittery for election time.

Damn Republican 'cut and runners'. America haters! Go hide under your beds!!

Iraq: Would U.S. Pull Out in Full Civil War?:
"President Bush will move U.S. troops out of Iraq if the country descends into civil war, according to one senior Bush aide who declined to be named while talking about internal strategy. 'If there's a full-blown civil war, the president isn't going to allow our forces to be caught in the crossfire,' the aide said."
I claim that before 1999 Bush didn't know that Connecticut and Texas were NOT the only 2 states in the U.S.

Ambassador claims shortly before invasion, Bush didn't know there were two sects of Islam:
"Former Ambassador to Croatia Peter Galbraith is claiming President George W. Bush was unaware that there were two major sects of Islam just two months before the President ordered troops to invade Iraq, RAW STORY has learned."
(que Jimmy Hendrix guitar solo here).... But not for your body odor. Have you sniffed a hippie lately?

Psychedelic drugs could be very good for your mind, heart, soul. Can you believe?:
"Hide the children. Pour some absinthe, fluff the pillows, take off your pants. It is time.

Because now we know: Getting nicely and wholly high on illegal but completely natural hallucinogenic drugs might, just might open some sort of profound psychological doorway or serve as some sort of giddy terrifying rocket ride to higher state of consciousness, happiness, a sense of inner peace and love and perspective and a big, fat lick from the divine.

It's true. There's even a swell new study from Johns Hopkins University that officially suggests what shamans and gurus and botany Ph.D.s and alt-spirituality types have known since the dawn of time and Jimi Hendrix's consciousness: That psilocybin, the all-natural chemical found in certain strains of wild mushrooms, induces a surprisingly large percentage of users to experience a profound -- and in some cases, largely permanent -- revolution in their spiritual attitudes and perspectives."


Anonymous said...

I just read that stat on 50% of America still thinking there are WMD's. What is the percentge of American's that think Saddam was the mastermind behind 9/11...and where the fuck is Bin Laden? Did Georgey boy make a pact with the Sauids and drop all charges against him?
Now it seems our troops will be pulled out when there is a total civil war in Iraq...Does that mean we went over there...fucked everything up in the region, got 2000 plus our of finest whacked for nothing...please explain?

JPW said...

What is even stranger is that this time last year only around 35% thought that Saddamn had WMD's? Dumb then dumber....

Yeah, Georgie had already made the deal with the devil, uh, I mean, Saudis. That's why they all got flown out of the U.S. pronto in the minutes that followed the attacks on 9/11.

As far as the was..... I wish I could explain it all to you, I really do. But...

townser said...

Happy to see that all the mescaline I took at least helped open my eyes to the complete disaster that is our country. I think I need to slam my "psychological door" shut in hopes of waking from this bad dream.

JPW said...

Townser, my only advice comes from Homer Simpson.... "More"