Wednesday, September 13, 2006

...And I Feel Fine...

"It's the End of the World as we know it...."


Hump day needs to be kept silly every once and while and that's just what we're gonna do today. But you know I can't resist a smack down of dear leader so.......

President Bush’s Reality:
"Iraq had nothing to do with the war on terror until the Bush administration decided to invade it. The president now admits that Saddam Hussein was not responsible for 9/11 (although he claimed last night that the invasion was necessary because Iraq posed a “risk”). But he has failed to offer the country a new, realistic reason for being there."

Bush and Leiberman celebrate 9/11


Do Republicans read Playboy? Apparently.
-- 79 percent of those surveyed voted in the 2004 presidential election, 15 percentage points higher than the national average.

-- 36 percent of its readers are Republicans compared to 25 percent Democrat, 25 percent independent and 14 percent other parties.

-- 72 percent of Playboy readers favor stem cell research compared with 61 percent of the non-reader group sampled.

-- Half of Playboy's readers oppose a ban on gay marriage, double the number in the non-reader group"

Mom I just finished my Algebra. Can I hit the bong now?

Coolest. Mom. Ever.

Son Gets Marijuana for Doing Homework:
"GETTYSBURG, Pa. (AP) - A woman admitted to smoking marijuana daily with her 13-year-old son to reward him for completing his homework. Amanda Lynn Livelsberger, 30, pleaded guilty to several charges Monday and will be sentenced Nov. 27."

"Ain't nobody gonna stick anything up your ass...."

The best part of this story is that freakin' Greenpeace put out the warning.

Greenpeace issues toxic sex toy warning:
"Greenpeace Netherlands has issued a statement warning sex toy lovers not to shove the 'Spectra Gel Anal Plug' or the 'Crystal Jelly Double Dong' where the sun don't shine, according to an eye-watering report on Expatica.

The reason behind the shock advisory is not the possible risk of ending up in hospital with a dildo stuck firmly up your jacksie and having to endure the humiliating laughter of medical staff who avail themselves of the opportunity of grabbing a few X-rays for later dissemination on the internet, but rather that sex toys apparently contain 'extremely high concentrations of phthalate plasticisers which allegedly pose a risk to human health and the environment'.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

re: Bush's reality

it's an older article, but still rings true, check it out: