...And I Feel Fine...

"It's the End of the World as we know it...."

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Hump day needs to be kept silly every once and while and that's just what we're gonna do today. But you know I can't resist a smack down of dear leader so.......

President Bush’s Reality:

"Iraq had nothing to do with the war on terror until the Bush administration decided to invade it. The president now admits that Saddam Hussein was not responsible for 9/11 (although he claimed last night that the invasion was necessary because Iraq posed a “risk”). But he has failed to offer the country a new, realistic reason for being there."

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Bush and Leiberman celebrate 9/11

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Do Republicans read Playboy? Apparently.

-- 79 percent of those surveyed voted in the 2004 presidential election, 15 percentage points higher than the national average.

-- 36 percent of its readers are Republicans compared to 25 percent Democrat, 25 percent independent and 14 percent other parties.

-- 72 percent of Playboy readers favor stem cell research compared with 61 percent of the non-reader group sampled.

-- Half of Playboy's readers oppose a ban on gay marriage, double the number in the non-reader group"

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Mom I just finished my Algebra. Can I hit the bong now?

Coolest. Mom. Ever.

Son Gets Marijuana for Doing Homework:

"GETTYSBURG, Pa. (AP) - A woman admitted to smoking marijuana daily with her 13-year-old son to reward him for completing his homework. Amanda Lynn Livelsberger, 30, pleaded guilty to several charges Monday and will be sentenced Nov. 27."

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"Ain't nobody gonna stick anything up your ass...."

The best part of this story is that freakin' Greenpeace put out the warning.

Greenpeace issues toxic sex toy warning:

"Greenpeace Netherlands has issued a statement warning sex toy lovers not to shove the 'Spectra Gel Anal Plug' or the 'Crystal Jelly Double Dong' where the sun don't shine, according to an eye-watering report on Expatica.

The reason behind the shock advisory is not the possible risk of ending up in hospital with a dildo stuck firmly up your jacksie and having to endure the humiliating laughter of medical staff who avail themselves of the opportunity of grabbing a few X-rays for later dissemination on the internet, but rather that sex toys apparently contain 'extremely high concentrations of phthalate plasticisers which allegedly pose a risk to human health and the environment'.