Thursday, September 28, 2006

Saved by the Dirty Sanchez

What the fuck is it about being a child TV star that FUBAR's a person when they become an adult. Why couldn't it be one of the chicks from Save by the Bell doing the home porn movie. Ok, we got some softcore, B movie action from Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls and Tiffani Thiessen blessed us with a Playboy pictorial, but why did it have to be Screech in the grainy, nightvision 3-some where he actually gives one of the girls a Dirty Sanchez. Good god, man! I am adamently opposed to viewing this video. With that said, I'll let y'all know when the good parts hit the web for free.

Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell':
"He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom 'Saved by the Bell.' But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a 'Dirty Sanchez.'"
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A nude statue in a museum. What is the world coming to.

The terrorist are winning. You just need to figure out who the real terrorist are.

Art Teacher Loses Job After Kids See Nude Sculpture:
"FRISCO, Texas -- An award-winning Texas art teacher who was reprimanded after one of her fifth-grade students saw a nude sculpture during a trip to a museum has lost her job.

The school board in Frisco has voted not to renew Sydney McGee's contract after 28 years. She has been on administrative leave."
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Damn straight! Again, DO NOT USE THE ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES WHEN YOU VOTE IN NOVEMBER!!! They've stolen the past 4 elections and they're sure as hell gonna try to steal this one too.

Senators Propose Funds for Paper Ballots to Back Up Electronic Ones:
"WASHINGTON, Sept. 26 — Three Senate Democrats proposed emergency legislation today to reimburse states for printing paper ballots that can be ready at polling places in case of problems with electronic voting machines on Nov. 7.

The proposal is a response to grass-roots pressure and growing concern by local and state officials about touch-screen machines. An estimated 40 percent of voters will use those machines in the election.

“If someone asks for a paper ballot they ought to be able to have it,” said Senator Barbara Boxer of California, a co-sponsor of the measure with Senator Christopher J. Dodd of Connecticut and Senator Russ Feingold of Wisconson."
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'I think they'll both lose miserably,' Indeed.

Musharraf talks Osama, Iraq on 'Daily Show':
"To conclude the interview, Stewart put Musharraf on the 'Seat of Heat,' a new feature for the program in which red lights flash around the studio and the guest is asked a final question.

'George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden -- be truthful -- who would win a popular vote in Pakistan?' asked Stewart.

'I think they'll both lose miserably,' replied Musharraf, an answer met with raucous laughter by the 'Daily Show' audience."
Finally, for all you Virginians out there, you're very own George Allen Insult Generator. Not sure what bigoted term to call someone not of you color? Ask Senator Allen. Oh, and vote for Webb in November!

2 comments:

davyproctorboy said...

These people are insane. The American Taliban strikes again. I wonder if they wear blindfolds in the shower. Remember Ashcroft covering the breasts of the statue? That was one of the first signs of how deeply in trouble we are. I always use paper or absentee ballots and urge others to do so also. I see no reason why we have to have instantaneous results of elections. I wouldn't care if it took weeks to count ballots, as long as the counts were trustworthy. As it stands now, however, with the rush to publish a result, except in extremely close races, paper ballots sort of don't count. They often announce a winner before the paper, absentee, and provisional balots are even counted.

JPW said...

amen, davy. They 'rush' produced Shrub in 2000. Take as long as it takes to get the vote count right. Unfortunately, I don't feel that it is a matter of incompetence as much as it is duplicity.