Weed, Bees, Goblins and Total Recall.... Oh My!

If this passes is there any reason not to move to Nevada?

Nevada to vote on legalizing marijuana:

"RENO, Nev. - Gambling, prostitution, and now pot? Organizers of a Nevada ballot measure hope voters in a state where almost everything goes will go one better and legalize marijuana."

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We don't have to wait 100,000 years for this split to occurr. It has already happened:

Democrats = healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative.
Republicans = "dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures."

NO apologies for that one, folks. None. Nadda.

Sky News: Goblins And Giants: Humans To Split:

"Social division might split humans into two sub-species 100,000 years from now, an evolution expert has claimed.

The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative.

They would be a far cry from the 'underclass' humans, who will have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures."

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This holds serious interest to me, but aren't there things that you just want to forget? Like those 2 a.m. bar mistakes? This applies to the ladies and the men. It would be great for settling bets, though.

Digital age may bring total recall in future:

"CNN) -- Have you ever wished for a backup brain -- a device that could remember everything in your life from the smallest of details to your most memorable moments?

Computer engineer Gordon Bell, a researcher for Microsoft Corp., is working on just such a mechanism. He's trying to devise what amounts to a digital diary, a searchable database that contains digitized versions of nearly everything in his life.

'As a research project, the idea is being obsessed with recording everything I can,' said Bell, the head researcher in a project called MyLifeBits for nearly five years at Microsoft."

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"Why do birds (of the same sex) suddenly appear (criticizing your fashion sense) everytime you are queer"?

Animals are gay.

Birds and bees may be gay:

"With documentation of gay or lesbian behavior among giraffes, penguins, parrots, beetles, whales and dozens of other creatures, the Oslo Natural History Museum concludes human homosexuality cannot be viewed as 'unnatural.'

'We may have opinions on a lot of things, but one thing is clear -- homosexuality is found throughout the animal kingdom, it is not against nature,' an exhibit statement said."

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Dum, da-dum dumb! Your Republican party. Lazy, lying, incurious, vain, fools.

Lawyer: Gov't workers got fake diplomas:

"SPOKANE, Wash. - At least 135 federal employees, including a White House staff member and National Security Agency employees, bought bogus online college degrees from a diploma mill, a lawyer in the case against the mill operators said."