You Can Throw Me in the Stephen Colbert Co. Jailhouse

Is it.....

Or is it....

I've had the pleasure... nay, displeasure, of spending the night in a Colbert County Jailhouse. The next morning my grits were served to me ice cold. Now, I realize that I was in jail, but I was still in the south and you just don't serve a man cold grits... It's not christian.

Comedy show crews due in Shoals on Wednesday:

"TUSCUMBIA -- The grand opening of the area's newest museum is set for Wednesday.

If you want to see it, you'd better do it quickly, because the museum will close a day later.

It's all part of a plot line for Comedy Central's 'The Colbert Report.'

The show, which airs at 10:30 p.m. Monday through Thursday on the national cable network, is a parody of cable news shows.

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Before we get into which Republican has committed a crime against nature today, I want to throw a shout out to my first ever visitor from the Islamic Republic of Iran, coming from Ertebat Net Co Of Sabzevar! What's up! How's the weather. Hotter than a motherfucker, I suppose. I won't drop the search term you used to find this site **cough** penis **cough** ass, but I've got to say, you better be careful, bro (I'm assuming its a bro because, well, they don't let the ladies do too much over there). Those words, separate, could get you thrown in the pokey (bet they don't serve cold grits in Iranian jails.) but together, you're looking at having some appendages removed.

Of course, who am I to talk. Since I wrote "Iran" "Islamic" and "Sabzevar" in my post, I'm sure BushCo will know more about me than I do in a few minutes. If they are visiting the site right now, I just want to give a big FUCK YOU to them. With much love.

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On to the freak show.....

Above whose diddling who, we're still stuck in the quagmire *giggity* called Iraq. You might remember it being spoken of on "news" shows from last year. Folks seem to have forgotten about it. It is getting uglier and more of our good, godamn people are being slaughtered:

'Tragic day' claims eight US soldiers in Baghdad:

"BAGHDAD (AFP) - At least 17 US soldiers have been killed around Iraq since Saturday, including eight in a single day in Baghdad, the US military announced, saying the toll had brought 'a tragic day'."

Oh, and another fogotten, unsolved terrorist attack that's been swept under a rug. Anthrax. It ain't just a heavy metal band. I'm glad the 'hunt' is back on.

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Headline: Bush: Democrats shouldn't be trusted to run Congress: Yeah, we should leave it to the incompetent Republican child molesters...... Speaking of which:

Waaah.... Wa-wa Waaaaaaahhhh. I'm a victim. I'm not a predator. Please give me water.

Foley attorney claims client abused as child:

"He also announced that Foley’s actions are connected to his own abuse by a Catholic priest as an adolescent boy, and confirmed that the congressman is indeed a homosexual, a fact which was suspected long before the internet sex scandal was made public."

And why the fuck is 'is indeed a homosexual' a part of the story? I'll tell you why, because it is one more opportunity for the Republicans to slam homosexuals by tying them to a child predator. Fucking sleaze balls.

But why should I be surprised. Look what O'Lielly did yesterday:

O'Reilly graphic labels Foley (D-Florida) !!!!!!

Blame it on the Dems by any means necessary, huh O'Lielly? Fucktard.

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Thank god for fake boobs, though:

Forget airbags, silicone breasts will do:

"SOFIA (AFP) - A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse survived a car crash thanks to her silicone breasts which acted as an airbag, a newspaper has reported."