It's our ball now, bitches....

....and we are takin' it back to our yard. If you wanna play you're gonna hafta act right.

As they prepare to take control of Congress this week and face up to campaign pledges to restore bipartisanship and openness, Democrats are planning to largely sideline Republicans from the first burst of lawmaking.
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But instead of allowing Republicans to fully participate in deliberations, as promised after the Democratic victory in the Nov. 7 midterm elections, Democrats now say they will use House rules to prevent the opposition from offering alternative measures, assuring speedy passage of the bills and allowing their party to trumpet early victories.

But you won't act right will you. You'll piss and you'll moan. You might even take a bill introduced by Democrats in 04 that you summarily rejected and make it your own.

Republicans aren't yet an official minority in the House, but they're already beginning a campaign to portray themselves as victims of a heartless Democratic majority.

In a "Dear Colleague" letter circulated to fellow Republicans, three House GOPers are trying to push a "Minority Bill of Rights" -- based on a two-year-old proposal by then-Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). You can read the letter here.

Wuh, wuh waaahhhh. Nobody likes you..... But a lot of people like us AND our ideas:

WASHINGTON - People overwhelmingly support two of the Democrats' top goals — increasing the minimum wage and making it easier to buy prescription drugs from other countries — as the party takes control of Congress for the first time in a dozen years. By a smaller margin, the public also favors relaxing restrictions on federal funding of embryonic stem cell research, a third issue Democrats have promised to tackle during their first 100 hours in charge.

All this Demo love doesn't make for a pretty 2008 for you guys, does it? Especially when we take a look at who you'll be serving up as a hot steaming pile for president.

Despite WALNUTS!’ recent conversion to a pious, pompous, big-government totalitarian psychotic Jesus Freak, he’s not exactly on the Straight Morality Express. A notorious drunk with a pill-addicted second wife, probably the only time McCain wasn’t sinning against God was when the Viet Cong had him locked in a little cage.

Yes, he was tortured and you gotta love him because of it, but we’ve learned from many movies about the Vietnam War that all those guys come back absolutely crazy. Remember Rambo? Totally true. He’s a maverick all right … just like Caligula!

Let’s do a little Republican 2008 Morality Watch:

• Rudy Giuliani: Twice-divorced opera-loving gay-roommate-having cross-dressing show-tune-dancing Manhattan dandy.
• John McCain: Dangerous would-be totalitarian psychopath Jesus Freak S&L crook who can’t stay married or sober or control the terrible voices in his head.
• Mitt Romney: Mormon, which either means terrific personal morals or scary cult magic-underwear polygamist.
• Duncan Hunter: Toupee-wearing tax cheat who may or may not be wiped out by his buddy Duke Cunningham’s Hookergate.
• Michael Bloomberg: Actually a New York Jewish Democrat who runs the Main Stream Media.
• Newt Gingrich: Sociopathic pornographer and serial adulterer who divorces his many wives the moment they get the cancer.
• Sam “Brokeback” Brownback: Enjoys sexytime sleepovers at men’s prisons.
• Mike Huckabee: Committed to living out the movie “Old School.”

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The next two years are going to be a lot of fun!

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Neatest toy ever. Check ou the link for some really cool photos of the toy.

It looks like something from a James Bond film. Shaped exactly like a dolphin, this boat is the latest toy for millionaire adrenaline junkies. The Seabreacher can jump 10 feet in the air and even perform acrobatic tricks.

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