Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Why Republicans Suck

Things that poll higher than Bush:

Fruitcake Polling Higher Than Bush:
"Fruitcake Polling Higher Than Bush

According to the latest CBS News poll, the president's overall approval rating has dipped to 28 percent—the lowest number in his presidency and dangerously close to Nixon's all-time low of 24 percent. To lend a little context to this historic feat, we found some other people and things with equal or greater popularity."

Brussels Sprouts (51%)
Stepping in Dog Shit (35%)
Getting Kicked in the Balls (41%)
Getting kicked in the Balls is preferrable over having Bush as President. And why can't we impeach this fucker?


Multiple reason why Republicans suck and all the reason in the world to make sure a Republican is defeated in every single race across the country in 2008.

Republicans Stall Senate's Debate on Iraq War:
"A long-awaited Senate showdown on the war in Iraq was slammed shut before it even started last night when a nearly united Republican front voted to stop the Senate from debating a resolution opposing President Bush's plan to send 21,500 additional combat troops into battle."
"It is clear their actions are not driven by getting votes on Republican proposals. They are driven by a desire to provide political cover for President Bush," Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) said. "They can't rubber-stamp the president's policies in Iraq any more, so they've decided to stamp out debate and let the president's escalation plan proceed unchecked."

Because Exxon pays 'em to believe otherwise:

POLL: Only 13 Percent Of Congressional Republicans Believe In Man-Made Global Warming


It's OK for your little girl to die of cancer when she's an adult but it is not OK for her to have s-e-x at her discretion. Assbackward mother fu.........

Texas Gov. Urged Against Cancer Order:
"AUSTIN, Texas (AP) - Several key Republicans urged Gov. Rick Perry on Monday to rescind his executive order making Texas the first state to require girls to be vaccinated against the sexually transmitted virus that causes cervical cancer."

I wasn't sure whether to tag this article "Love Like This" or "Goddamn Lonely Love" or "Puttin' People on the Moon"..... so I went with all three.

Coming to a cable channel as a crappy movie of the week near you soon:

Astronaut charged with kidnap attempt:
"ORLANDO, Fla. - A NASA astronaut charged with attempting to kidnap a romantic rival in a love triangle with another astronaut was allowed to go free on bail Tuesday on the condition that she not contact the alleged victim."

When you need an excuse for being funky:

Human skin populated by veritable zoo of bacteria:
"'We think that many of the normal organisms are protecting the skin. So that's why I don't think it's a great idea to keep washing all the time because we're basically washing off one of our defense layers,' Blaser added."

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