Thursday, March 29, 2007

MC Motherfucker Who Should be in Prison

This boils my fucking blood. So mad I could spit.

How many troops have been killed this month?

How many lives destroyed because of this son-of-a-bitch.

How many citizens of this country so terribly misinformed by a media that worries more about being buddies with the bastards in charge than providing critical oversight that is a necessary function of the 4th motherfucking estate.

That David Gregory, who on occassions looked like he might resemble a newsman of the past, would so whore out his career in this fashion.

That this piece of shit Rove can find the time to laugh and joke and 'rap'.

If there is any justice in the world this motherfucker will have the mother of all strokes and have to be spoon feed the rest of his life while he stews in his own shitty diaper.



A-hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Weeeeeee!!!! Isn't it all fun, destroying the fucking world! Woo-hoo!

Here's a fucking rap for you "Fuck you, KKKarl Rove". Yeah, that's defnitely got a beat that I can dance to.

That about ruined my day. I take solace in the fact that the sold-out MSM is loosing its war with the blogosphere. The 4th estate is being moved, thank jeebus, off of your televisions and radio and onto the internet.

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Meanwhile, in AttorneyGate happenings:

The Nazi bastard's view of the Justice Department:

Aide: Prosecutors fired over priorities:
"WASHINGTON - Eight federal prosecutors were fired last year because they did not sufficiently support President Bush's priorities, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales' former chief of staff said Thursday, a standard that Democrats called 'highly improper.'"

Now the view of a true American who respects the Constitution:

Leahy: Justice does not serve at the pleasure of the President:
"'United States Attorneys may serve at the pleasure of the president, but justice does not serve at the pleasure of the president, or any president,' he said."
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I need something to smooth me out. To much rage for a Thursday morning. What would do it, hmmmm, what would do it....

Carmen Electra harbours a lesbian crush on Joan Jett!: "
Washington, Mar.28(ANI): Former Baywatch babe Carmen Electra has grown up nourishing a secret lesbian crush on rocker Joan Jett.

The actress turned model revealed that she has been lusting after the I Love Rock 'n' Roll singer from the age of eight after catching a glimpse of the sexy songstress in a bikini in one of her a rock videos."
Please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please let there be a leaked celebrity sex tape of this coupling. Mother Earth, you owes us this after the bastard 'MC' debacle above.

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What? Yeah!

Lil' Jon Scores Jewelry Record:
"Rapper Lil' Jon has been added to the Guinness Book of World Records as the owner of the largest diamond pendant ever.

The hip-hop star's 'Crunk Aint Dead' pendant has weighed in as the globe's biggest -- it's 7.5 inches tall, 6 inches wide and 1 inch thick.

The impressive diamond accessory, valued at $500,000, weighs almost 12 pounds and features 73 carats of diamonds -- 3,756 genuine round-cut white diamonds set in 18-karat yellow and white gold."

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2 comments:

davyproctorboy said...

Stepping back a bit in Alabama Ass Whuppin time: Maybe it is good "they" don't like/want sex. The less lunatics reproducing in the world the better. Which reminds me: Besides their cigarette smoking, why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they legalized gay marriage!

JPW said...

Oh, they like sex, alright. They're breeding like fucking rabbits.

Dinosaurs also became extinct because they did love jesus hard enough.