The President's Penis AIN'T Missing

Look very closely - AMERICAblog:

"he-he he-he, Why don't you come back to my room and help Laura peal my carrot. he-he he-he. We'll have one of them, what do you call it, menagerie tres. he-he he-he"

An International Joke.

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The Propaganda Channel in Pictures:

NO QUARTER: FOX NEWS, Crazy Right Wing Propaganda

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Hypocrisy knows no bounds

Gen. Pace calls homosexuality immoral:

"WASHINGTON - The chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff said Monday he considers homosexuality to be immoral and the military should not condone it by allowing gay soldiers to serve openly, the Chicago Tribune reported.

'I do not believe the United States is well served by a policy that says it is OK to be immoral in any way,' Pace told the newspaper in a wide-ranging interview."

Isn't killing immoral? Isn't that what an army is for? Killing. Maybe necessary killing, but, regardless isn't killing immoral? Why can't Pace make this connection and maybe have a bit more compassion and understanding? Why? Because his judgement is completely clouded by christian-taught bigotry and rampant hypocrisy.

Pace should be removed, immediately. Hell, the NBA fired Hardaway......

But wait, there's more. Have you heard the one about the former gay porn star whose a Marine and is the darling of CPAC, O'Reilly, Coulter and the likes.

Immoralicious.

Will US military kick out gay porn star and male prostitute Marine who starred in "Touched by an Anal"?

In this first-person piece he just wrote in Salon, former gay porn star and gay prostitute Matt Sanchez, a GOP hero, blames those evil liberals for outing his man-whore, porn star past. Sanchez, who starred in such thrillers as 'Touched by an Anal: Four Hours of Heavenly Anal Action' - I'm not joking (this is NOT a work-friendly link) - now says that the porn industry is evil and liberal and that's why he became a conservative. Get it. It's our fault that he was a man-whore, it's our fault that he went in to gay porn. Uh huh. He also notes that his conservative friends are still embracing him. I'm sure they are. We've discovered long ago what hypocritees conservatives are about their family values. (We also discovered how many of the most ardent conservatives are big ole closet cases, so I'm sure they'd love to embrace you, Matt.)"

But, waitwaitwait, there's even more! Get you fresh, steaming, hot Republican hypocrisy! It's cheap because the supply is ample and never ending!

An oldie (as far as the news cycle goes) but a goodie:

Gingrich had affair during Clinton probe:

"WASHINGTON - Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich acknowledged he was having an extramarital affair even as he led the charge against President Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky affair, he acknowledged in an interview with a conservative Christian group.

Hypocriliptical.

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How NOT to dine and dash....

Four arrested after Waffle House 'dash'

"RICHMOND, Ky. - A bizarre incident at a Waffle House led to four Lexington men being cited by police following a high-speed chase. Devin Chenault, 21, Shawn Caldwell, 18, Robert Greer, 19, and Marcus Graves, 18, were sitting at the counter in the restaurant early Friday morning when a fight between two girls broke out.
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A restaurant employee flagged down nearby police officers to help break up the fight, and when the officers entered the restaurant the four men took off without paying their nearly $100 tab."

And how and the hell do 4 guys spend almost $100 dollars in Waffle House? The should be imprisoned for torturing their guts, not dining and dashing.

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