Thursday, March 15, 2007

Titties and cock. Story at Ten

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed: I was behind 9/11, transcript says

Update: Told ya so.
"On Thursday, NBC's Today show explored whether the confessions of alleged 9/11 'mastermind' Khalid Sheikh Mohammed can be trusted since he claimed to have been tortured after being detained."
And check out who the hard-hitting investigative reporter is... Matt Lauer. He squeezed this in between the story about the puppies in Pennsylvania who poot peppermint.
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29 attacks they say he admitted to. He also plotted wedgies for Powell and Rice and had plans to drop 100 water ballons off of Seattles Space Needle and AND he was going to start naughty rumors about George W. Bush doing cocaine... no, wait.

Look, I'm not sayin' Khalid is a good guy. He's a bad buy, ok. He, more than likely, needs to be strung up from the rafters. What I am saying is isn't it interesting how this story gets trotted out at this moment? When A.G. Abu Gonzales is under massive pressure to resign for being a political opertative, firing people unjustly and for political gain, and for lying to Congress?

Also, in the gulag that is Guantanamo, can any confession be believed? You torture me and I'll admit to damn near anything.

Of course the MSM is breathlessly reporting the fuck out of it. Rove has so got them on a string still. Dumbasses all.

It's just like we caught Al Queda #2 again, isn't it.

...and it sucks that I have to be skeptical about his admissions. Thanks BushCo. If he was tried in a formal court of law, I'd be the first to throw a rock at his swinging body.

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Of course Bush is gonna veto this one. Open government? Bitch, please!

Call your Reps and tell them you support this bill.

Open government bills stir veto threats :
"WASHINGTON - Open-government bills sped to House passage Wednesday as Democrats pushed to make President Bush and his executive branch more forthcoming about their actions. The White House struck back with veto threats."
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"This just in.... Titties and cock. Story at Ten".

Hard-Core Porn Interrupts News Show:
"A cable news program was temporarily replaced with hard-core pornography, shocking viewers who had been watching a health show featuring former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw. The incident Monday night on KPPX-TV was 'an act of human sabotage' at the Phoenix-area station, said ION Television, which operates the station."
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Be more funny, goddammit!

Study links sense of humor, survival :
"BUDAPEST, Hungary - Laugh and the world laughs with you. Even better, you might live longer, a Norwegian researcher reports.

Adults who have a sense of humor outlive those who don't find life funny, and the survival edge is particularly large for people with cancer, says Sven Svebak of the medical school at Norwegian University of Science and Technology."


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4 comments:

Donnie McDaniel said...

Hell, with enough torture, I would claim to listen to Lawrence Welk! I don't know if our country can take two more years of these idiots!

JPW said...

Hey Donnie, welcome to the site. I'll admit that I do like L.W. mash-ups. The one with him and Lil Kim really puts my hands in the air and a waltz in my feet.

Hell, we can take it. We're some tough SOBs as your profile pic attest to you knowledge of our toughness. I salute you, sir.

Glad to have you commenting and thanks for dropping by. I'll return the favor!

jitter said...

I'm only surprised that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed didn't also confess to the JFK assasination and the Black Dahlia murder just for good measure.

JPW said...

He shot J.R., too.