Thursday, April 05, 2007

Alabama Thursday


What's happening back in the home state....

George Jones gets a DUI riding a lawn mower... Melissa York gets one riding a horse... The cops in Alabama will give you a DUI for a druken piggy back ride.

Cyrstal Meth in the bathtub.....

Ala. Woman on Horseback Charged With DUI

SYLVANIA, Ala. (AP) - A woman who went for a horseback ride through town at midnight and allegedly used the horse to ram a police car was charged with driving under the influence and drug offenses, police said Tuesday.

"Cars were passing by having to avoid it, and almost hitting the horse," said Police Chief Brad Gregg.

He said DUI charges can apply even when the vehicle has four legs instead of wheels.

Police in the northeast Alabama town received a call around midnight Saturday about someone riding a horse on a city street, Gregg said.

Officer John Seals found Melissa Byrum York, 40, of Henagar on horseback on a nearby road and attempted to stop her. Seals asked the woman repeatedly to get off the horse, but she kept trying to kick the animal to make it run, the chief said.

"She wouldn't stop. She kept riding the horse and going on," Gregg said.

After ramming the police car with the horse and riding away, the woman tried to jump off but caught her foot in a stirrup, Gregg said. The officer took the woman into custody and discovered that she had crystal methamphetamine, a small amount of marijuana, pills and a small pipe, the chief said.


There is nothing... I mean, nothing more important in the state of Alabama than football. Jesus is #2.

Saban joins Tyde in Bama-fan clan: Couple name sons for team, new head coach:

"HARTSELLE — So, how dedicated are you to Alabama football?"

"What if Saban Witt turns into an Auburn fan?

'We'll put him up for adoption,' his father, joked."



Example # 2. I've been involved in weddings where we, the fellas in the wedding, rebeled because the wedding was on game day. Dates got changed. I've also been to weddings where we are watching the game in the front of the church on a portable TV seconds before we walk down the isle to take our places:


Spring time in Alabama. Must mean Tornadoes.... in my sister's back yard.... my neice must be pissed that the trampoline took a direct hit. Trees nor tornadoe hit the house, though. Tornadoes are weird like that:


The netroots have taken hold in Alabama with the creation of Sack Sessions. Jeff Sessions is Alabama's ineffectual, Bush toadie Senator. He's worthless and a lapdog and must go.


Yesterday I said:

Amen to this post from DK. These fucking pseudo-pragmatist Conservatives who believe there is no fixed reality and that reality is subject to whatever design is tickling their shriveled nutsacks at the time (a) bastardize a semi-legitimate philosophical concept (b) conveniently create an excuse for Conservatives to never be accountable for a goddamn thing.

Truth exists, Conservatives, and the rest of us live in that truth.

Later yesterday Kos said:

Daily Kos: Creating their own reality:

"Damn, it's amazing how the wingers will just make shit up to keep their own little fake world intact.

In this edition, Sen. Orrin Hatch and Rush Limbaugh claim that fired US Attorney Carol Lam was 1) just a law professor with 2) no prosecutorial assistance, 3) appointed by President Clinton, because 4) she was Bill's former campaign manager in Southern California.

The only problem is that 1) Lam was never a law professor, 2) had 15 years of prosecutorial assistance, 3) was appointed by Bush and 4) never worked as a campaign manager.

But what's a little lying if it helps smear someone (even if she is a Republican) who would dare question Dear Leader."

Either I'm getting smart or Kos has completely rubbed off on me.



Anonymous said...

You're smarter and way funnier...

AAW said...

That's awful nice of ya, Dave, but, smarter.... now way. Kos writes books. I can barely write a blog post.