Tuesday, June 05, 2007

March of the Crazies

Petulant, silver-spooned whiny-ass titty baby..... It should be really easy to brush off this article as bullshit, but, unfortunately we are dealing with "The Decider".

Scary as fuck that this guys is in charge.

In Meeting, ‘Wild-Eyed’ Bush Thumped Chest While Repeating ‘I Am The President!’:
"Georgie Anne Geyer writes today in the Dallas Morning News about President Bush’s strange behavior during a recent meeting with “[f]riends of his from Texas.”

But by all reports, President Bush is more convinced than ever of his righteousness.

Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated “I am the president!” He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of “our country’s destiny.”

This is the second time in recent weeks that accounts have surfaced of Bush lashing out or “ranting” in private meetings when responding to criticism of his Iraq policy. Chris Nelson of the Nelson Report offered a similar account earlier this month:"
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OK, I got it now. We need more attacks on U.S. soil to prove Bush's policies correct.

Oy.

I remember when people use to use reason and logic when they activated the stuff betwixt the ears.

Good times, good times those were.

Arkansas GOP head: We need more 'attacks on American soil' so people appreciate Bush:

"In his first interview as the chairman of the Arkansas Republican Party, Dennis Milligan told a reporter that America needs to be attacked by terrorists so that people will appreciate the work that President Bush has done to protect the country.

'At the end of the day, I believe fully the president is doing the right thing, and I think all we need is some attacks on American soil like we had on [Sept. 11, 2001],' Milligan said to the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, 'and the naysayers will come around very quickly to appreciate not only the commitment for President Bush, but the sacrifice that has been made by men and women to protect this country.'"
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Two of may favorite political writers each take on a Republican preZnit candidate.

First, Matt Taibbi. Read this entire article. Pure gold.

Rudolph "The Redneck" Giuliani.

Rolling Stone : Giuliani: Worse Than Bush:

Rudy giuliani is a true American hero, and we know this because he does all the things we expect of heroes these days -- like make $16 million a year, and lobby for Hugo Chavez and Rupert Murdoch, and promote wars without ever having served in the military, and hire a lawyer to call his second wife a 'stuck pig,' and organize absurd, grandstanding pogroms against minor foreign artists, and generally drift through life being a shameless opportunist with an outsize ego who doesn't even bother to conceal the fact that he's had a hard-on for the presidency since he was in diapers. In the media age, we can't have a hero humble enough to actually be one; what is needed is a tireless scoundrel, a cad willing to pose all day long for photos, who'll accept $100,000 to talk about heroism for an hour, who has the balls to take a $2.7 million advance to write a book about himself called Leadership. That's Rudy Giuliani. Our hero. And a perfect choice to uphold the legacy of George W. Bush."
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Cliff Schecter rocks the hizzy with this take down of Hollyweird's Fred "My wife is 25 years younger than me and has MASSIVE jugs" Thompson:

Cliff's Corner - AMERICAblog:

"1) Being a Republican means you've found your savior in Fred Thompson For President! You know a guy who fits in perfectly as a conservative. A former lobbyist for all manner of scummy corporations who accepts money from gun-runners, a member of the 'treason faction' who wants to put Tiger Beat posters of patiot Scooter Libby posing in his American flag skivvies on his wall and a man who has such a deep understanding of combat that he can proclaim for all to hear, 'wars are full of mistakes.'

He forgot 'and stuff.'

Did you know he also, how shall we say this gently, knocked up his high school girlfriend and then married her only to leave her for a woman a quarter-century younger than he is? Thank God health care companies cover Cialis!"
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You better come with your "A" game if you're going to sing karaoke in the Philippines.

Man shot dead for bad singing in Philippine karaoke bar:
"Deaths and violence are not uncommon in Philippine karaoke bars.

The popular Frank Sinatra song 'My Way' has been taken off many karaoke bars in Manila after it was found to be the cause of fights and even deaths when patrons sang out of tune."


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6 comments:

Jez said...

GODDAMMIT, JPW, if you're going to mention a woman with huge jugs in your blog and NOT show a photo, then at least link a photo. Oh, this ain't that kind of blog? Gimme a break!

JPW said...

Shit yeah, its that kind of blog!

Check out the potential first ladies (yeah, I meant plural).

http://jellypizza.blogspot.com/2007/05/fred-thompsons-wife.html

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2007/06/fred_thompsons_.html

My apologies for no initial boob linkage, but, don't say I don't make up for my mistakes.

Jenn said...

You had to use it didn't you! You had ta... Well, the quotes kinda throw it off, even if you didn't credit Cooley. :)

JPW said...

I used it in a post previous to this one and gave Cooley credit.

Gosh, read my blog much, Jenn!

>:(

<:-D

Jenn said...

Ha ha... well, you shoulda given me credt for telling you then! Oh, snap! And no.. uh, what was the question? Wait up, I gotta tie my shoe!

JPW said...

I try not to implicate my sources in case any panties get wadded.

:-D

.... And did you just 'snap' me?!

No. U. Di'ent! It's on, now!