Wednesday, August 29, 2007

A Randy Mob

This movie promise much hilarity. I'm anxious to see it.

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.

Randy & the Mob


Three Down, Two to Go


This survey is bullshite. They list SF #1 and this is the WORST place if you are single and hetero and looking. If you're gay or single and not looking, maybe but who the hell ain't looking if yer single?

I love my city dearly but the dating scene sucks.

Best Cities For Singles



The hipster doofuseseses are out in the desert being dirty and artsy for the annual Burning Man festival.

Somebody wanted to get the party started a wee tad early.

Twirl the pain away my pretties, twirl the pain away.

Burning Man's icon goes up in flames, 4 days prematurely

My coworker sent me this email the other day in honor of BM:

  • Before eating any food, drop it in a sandbox and lick a battery.
  • Stack all your fans in one corner of the living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.
  • Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.
  • Get so drunk you can't recognize your own house. Walk slowly around the block for five hours.
  • Have a 3 a.m. soul-baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you're hallucinating. Lust after Bugs Bunny.
  • Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don't go to a doctor.
  • Pay an escort of your affectional preference subset to not bathe for five days, cover themselves in glitter, dust, and sunscreen, wear a skanky neon wig, dance close naked, then say they have a lover back home at the end of the night.
  • _______

    All hail the mightiest, most wondrous... I'm getting a bit misty here... you'll have to excuse me... just read and by awed....

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    davyproctorboy said...

    There is a cartoon in today's newspaper with Larry Craig blaming his behavior on restless leg syndrome...

    JPW said...

    yeah, restless third leg syndrome.

    His true ailment is Republican self-hatred syndrome.

    davyproctorboy said...

    amen (in an atheist sense, of course)...