Thursday, October 18, 2007

Cussin at Work is Cool!

Dude. Seriously. Hate to keep bagging on organized religion (not really) but these jokers just make it too damn easy.

It's times like these that I wished I believed in Hell.

Half Moon Bay charity boss accused of offering job seeker $500 for sex:
"(10-17) 13:43 PDT HALF MOON BAY - The director of a Half Moon Bay Catholic charity has been charged with a misdemeanor count of soliciting prostitution for allegedly offering a woman $500 to have sex with him after she asked him for help finding a job, prosecutors said."

Michael David Niece pleaded not guilty to the charge Tuesday in San Mateo County Superior Court through his attorney. Niece was not present in court, and an answering machine message at the Half Moon Bay home he shares with his wife indicated they were on a pilgrimage in Italy.
'Pilgrimage in Italy'? Ummmmmm, don't think you can call it a 'pilgrimage' when you're sitting on a beach in the Mediterranean sipping Limoncello.

Gotta love the organizations mission statement:

"We ground our work in a firm belief in the God-given dignity of every person and we take seriously the gospel mandate in Christian scripture to practice the works of mercy," says a statement on the Web site. "We are not a charity in the traditional sense, and the ministry is not just about giving handouts. It is about walking with our brothers and sisters in need, trying to live lives of 'active love' and taking personal responsibility in addressing struggles in life."

'Active love' = '$500 for booty'


Alabama: Karl Rove's petri dish.
Daily Kos: DOJ Scandal Deepens, Siegelman Judge Exposed


Eff yeah. It would be good for blog moral if it weren't for all those stupid content filters.

The Raw Story | Swearing at work 'boosts team spirt, morale':

"Regular swearing at work can help boost team spirit among staff, allowing them to express better their feelings as well as develop social relationships, according to a study by researchers. Yehuda Baruch, a professor of management at the University of East Anglia, and graduate Stuart Jenkins studied the use of profanity in the workplace and assessed its implications for managers."

She was holding the good piss.

Woman Jailed for 50 Days Over Cat Urine:
Cynthia Hunter spent almost two months in jail over a vial of cat urine."


Unknown said...

Did they drug-test her cat?

Anonymous said...

Hey man, you're missing out on the down home hijinks. Shakes came up with a form to ease reporting.

AAW said...

The cat was ALL effed up, Naomi.

Binky: Shite, man, it's hard to keep up with all of these god-fearing/child loving preacher men.

I'll throw this one on the pile on Monday.

What the hell is wrong with these people.