Tuesday, December 04, 2007

RIP Evel, RIP

Words from the Dope.

Papal encyclical attacks atheism, lauds hope:
"VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Benedict, in an encyclical released on Friday, said atheism was responsible for some of the 'greatest forms of cruelty and violations of justice' in history."
Lying sack of shite. Really?! Atheism is responsible for some of the 'greatest forms of cruelty and violations of justice' in history?

Name one war. Name one event in which a group of atheist have slaughtered thousands.

And what about these?

Religiously based civil unrest and warfare
Inquisition - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Salem witch trials - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Just scratches the surface of the hell of earth religious organizations often force upon this earth.

Eff you Pope Dick.

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STFU. Otherwise, no comment.

Silence is Golden, But Only for Women

"In the land of romance, ladies might do well to shut their traps, while men can continue to blab."
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A little late with this but I owned a crap load of Evel Knievel toys back in the day. I thought he was the nuts.

Had about every toy on this page:

Evel Knievel - Ideal Toys

RIP, EK. RIP

Evel Knievel dies at 69:

"Evel Knievel, the hard-living motorcycle daredevil whose jumps over Greyhound buses, live sharks and Idaho's Snake River Canyon made him an international icon in the 1970s, died Friday. He was 69."
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Apparently we can't all get along and we never will. At least he was riding a bike.... but he was drunk. Good ol' Rodney.

Rodney King shot, wounded near California home:

"LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Rodney King, whose videotaped beating once made him an international symbol of police brutality, suffered minor injuries after getting hit by a shotgun blast, authorities in California said on Thursday.

An intoxicated King summoned officers to his home in Rialto, about 60 miles east of Los Angeles, on Wednesday night to report he had been shot, said Sgt. Don Lewis of the Rialto Police Department."
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I can't up with anything wittier than what the Geekology guys says.

Orgasmo Alarm Clock:

"The Orgasmo Clock wakes you up in the morning to the invigorating moan of a woman having an orgasm. Which is pretty freaking awesome if you ask me. It costs $25. I don't need one though, because I almost always wake up to a woman having an orgasm. Unfortunately it's my girlfriend having sex with my roommate. :("
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3 comments:

davyproctorboy said...

I, of course, totally agree with you about atheists versus religious lunatics....

townser said...

Funny that you should juxtapose Evel and atheism in the same post. I used to get a kick out of Evel until I heard him say that the number one way to lead a good life was to make God a priority and that atheists are not part of humanity because they lend nothing to the world. Evel is probably quite sad right now to find that he is just worm food like the rest of us.

JPW said...

Evel or Evil?

He died a painful death b/c his god wanted him to suffer why?