Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Racist Piece of Shite

The Drive-by Truckers did an incredible job on Conan O'Brien last night playing Two Daughters and a Beautiful wife. The band sounded great, looked spiffy as hell, and my-my that camera sure does love it some Shonna Tucker.

The corporate rebellion statement "FNW" found on Cooley's banjo and Shonna's bass was an inspired act. Rock and Roll is alive and well.

Check out the show below. It is already up on Conan's website:

Late Night with Conan O'Brien TV Show, Series - Video Clips, Watch Full Episodes, Photos & Exclusives � NBC Official Site


Who knew that former VP candidate and Hillary Clinton' current money whore Geraldine A. Ferraro was such a racists piece of shite.

Daily Kos: State of the Nation:

"More classiness, from one of Clinton's top surrogates, Geraldine Ferraro.

'If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept.'

Ferraro isn't some unknown lower-level or obscure advisor, but one of her top fundraisers, member of Clinton's finance committee, and a former Democratic vice presidential nominee."

"I'm not sure that I understood then" Geraldine "But I guarantee I understand know".

Fool me once....

A Ferraro flashback - Ben Smith's Blog -
"If Jesse Jackson were not black, he wouldn't be in the race,' she said.

Really. The cite is an April 15, 1988 Washington Post story (byline: Howard Kurtz), available only on Nexis.

Here's the full context:

Placid of demeanor but pointed in his rhetoric, Jackson struck out repeatedly today against those who suggest his race has been an asset in the campaign. President Reagan suggested Tuesday that people don't ask Jackson tough questions because of his race. And former representative Geraldine A. Ferraro (D-N.Y.) said Wednesday that because of his 'radical' views, 'if Jesse Jackson were not black, he wouldn't be in the race.'"

Hillary is SO experienced. See how everybody agrees with Hillary's bullsh...

Clinton's foreign experience is more limited than she says:

"But one of the key Irish negotiators last week called Clinton's description of her role in the process a 'wee bit silly.'

'I don't know there was much she did apart from accompanying Bill (Clinton) going around,' David Trimble told Belfast's Daily Telegraph.

I'm sure they'll try to spin Sinbad bagging on Hillary as somehow bad for Obama.

If Sinbad weren't black he wouldn't be in this position. Sorry bastard taking some deserving white comedians job.

Sinbad Unloads on Hillary Clinton - The Sleuth:

"Harrowing? Not that Sinbad recalls. He just remembers it being a USO tour to buck up the troops amid a much worse situation than he had imagined between the Bosnians and Serbs.

In an interview with the Sleuth Monday, he said the 'scariest' part of the trip was wondering where he'd eat next. 'I think the only 'red-phone' moment was: 'Do we eat here or at the next place.''"

Bill Clinton recently going on Rush Limbaugh's show. My god the Clinton's are willing to stoop lower than low.

The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan:

"You may have missed it - almost everyone missed it - but Bill Clinton was on Rush Limbaugh's show the day of the Texas primary. You can hear the radio here. Limbaugh himself was sick that day, apparently, but he had already urged Republicans to cross over to keep Hillary Clinton in the race. Bill saw an opening - and went there.

Now just wrap your mind around this: the Clintons were happy to support a cynical, partisan Republican campaign to wound the Democratic front-runner, and they were brazen enough to go on the Limbaugh show to do so."

This settles the age old debate of Mary Ann vs. Ginger. If Mary Ann is holding the good shite then how could you chose otherwise.

Meanwhile the professor was busted for cooking meth.

'Gilligan's' Mary Ann caught with dope:

"DRIGGS, Idaho - Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on 'Gilligan's Island,' is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car."


rawdawgbuffalo said...

I guess that is what 35 years of experience get you

Townser said...

I lived outside of Driggs for two years and though I did run into Bo Derek in the bookstore (so effing beautiful) it should have been Mary jAnne that I was seeking out. My kind of woman! I liked it how she blamed it on the dirty fucking hippie hitchhikers she had just picked up. Insert coconut bong joke here ______!

ABAT said...

The Democrats seem to be doing everything they can to lose the election. The infighting is just getting nastier and more vitriolic by the day. It could easily rip the heart out of any campaign at the end of the year. The Republicans must be laughing to themselves.
Talk about snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Six months ago the Dems were a lock for the 08 elections - now they could be about to implode. That Hillary is one cold woman - "if I can't have it, nobody can".

Watched a great 2 hour documentary on the American 'War on Drugs' last night. What a fucking shambles! It's just not working and criminalising people who are otherwise law-abiding citizens. No wonder you guys have got so many people in jail.
Mary Ann should have stayed on the island.

JPW said...

RDB: Thanks for dropping by. Hell, I've got '35 years of experience' myself. Does that qualify me for Prez?

Townser: Bo Derek, omg, man, omg.

ABAT: Its not 'the Democrats'. Its a one sided scorched earth policy from Hillary Clinton. She and she alone is attempting to destroy the party. However, some party leaders need to grab some balls and pin her ass to the wall on this shit.

Our 'war on drugs' is such a joke. They never cut the supply and rarely does the price go up.

Townser said...

Yeah, Bo Freaking Derek. She approached me because I had a certain book in my hand, I wish I could remember what it was, and being the good English major that I am I was able to have an approximately 10 minute conversation with her. It was almost an out of body experience, I remember distinctly thinking to myself, "I can't believe I am sitting here discussing Edward Abbey (or whoever) with Bo Derek. She must think I am so hot(actually i just made that part about being hot up)!" In the meantime, my good buddy was in the next stack over about to wet himself. I'm sure if it happened to me today in my less confident state I would immediately dissolve into a puddle.

ABAT said...

Yeah J, it's no the democrats, but she is a representative of them and, like you said, they're letting her get away with this divisive shit. She is fully prepared to get ugly to win, that's for sure. In some ways its a good thing that the States gets to see this BEFORE the party congress (in July?), hopefully it'll be a wake up call to go for Obama before then and make it final.
She could well cost the Democrats the presidential race.

I watched the war on drugs doco again last night with my lady (those HD recorders are a great thing aren't they?). Fucking depressing really. Our government has just last night passed a law banning BZP-based 'party pills'. Kinda like an intense, speedy caffeine high. Never tried them myself, but they were freely available in specialist 'herbal high' stores.

It's so fucking shortsighted because it's not going to stop young people wanting to get high, it's just going to drive them into the arms of unscrupulous drug dealers. Can anybody say 'meth epidemic'?

JPW said...

Townser that is the coolest story ever. All I would have been about to spout in that situations is "10"! or "Balero!"

ABAT: I think her game plan is to so trash the race that McCain wins but will only serve 4 years thus giving her another shot in 2012. She knows if Obama wins he's in for 8 and she'll be 68 in 2016. Wretch.

Legalize and tax it. You'll have far more control over that waging some useless 'war'.