Thursday, April 03, 2008

We don't need no stinkin' 4th Amendment!

Can we impeach now? This blows my mind.

Daily Kos: UPDATED x3: Mukasey's referenced pre-9/11 call in speech NOT IN 9/11 REPORT!:

"Mukasey's quote that they had known that a call coming from a safe house in Afghanistan to the United States made the hair on my neck stand on end, because if Mukasey wasn't lying or tripping over his own words - and according to Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann - he just admitted criminal malfeasance on the part of the administration for what happened on 9/11!"
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Thank you ACLU. Again. Mind. Blown.

Memo justified warrantless surveillance:

"WASHINGTON - For at least 16 months after the Sept. 11 terror attacks in 2001, the Bush administration believed that the Constitution's protection against unreasonable searches and seizures on U.S. soil didn't apply to its efforts to protect against terrorism."
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At first I thought this was an April Fools, but it turns out not so much. Hilarious. I love San Francisco.

SFist: Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco Formed to Honor George W. Bush:

"Looking to honor the forty-third President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, the recently formed Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco is looking to change the name of the Oceanside Wastewater Treatment Facility. It seems the group would like to rename the SF Zoo adjacent facility to the 'George W Bush Sewage Plant.'

Genius."
Here's the official website. Peaches Christ, Gender Illusionist, is on the board.

Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco

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Too little sex, Too much Jesus.

Eschaton:

"Nobody Could Have Predicted...

And on and on...

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A recent survey that found some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy has prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state.

The survey showed that Florida teens also believe that smoking marijuana will prevent a person from getting pregnant.

State lawmakers said the myths are spreading because of Florida's abstinence-only sex education, Local 6 reported."
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That's what I'm talking about!

Boy, 12, Kills Man Who Attacked His Mom:
"A 12-year-old boy fatally slashed a man who was attacking his mother at the boarding house where they lived, authorities said."
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Pour vu, Jenn:



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3 comments:

davyproctorboy said...

Don't mock it. It may be true. I have smoked my share of marijuana through the decades, and I have never gotten pregnant....

Jenn said...

Ahahahahahahaha - I love you JPW!

JPW said...

davy, that's hilarious. one of the funniest things written on this blog.

Jenn: Thought you might like that. Hell, I learned a lot from it. Love you back and more.