Thursday, May 01, 2008

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via Kos "Best Political Scandal Ever!":

Tearful Troy Buswell admits behaviour 'unacceptable':

"TROUBLED WA Opposition leader Troy Buswell has broken down in tears at a press conference and admitted he sniffed the chair of a female Liberal Party staffer."

As Kos notes:
The Liberal Party in Australia is politically conservative.
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Lock up those 'shame caves' teenage ladies of America.

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I'll be retiring in Chile.

Chilean town giving free Viagra to senior citizens:

"A working class suburb of Chile's capital began handing out free Viagra to senior citizens on Wednesday. Lo Prado Mayor Gonzalo Navarrete said he launched the program because 'an active sexuality improves the overall quality of life.'"
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Foxy... ladies? Jimi always was an innovator.

Supposed Sex Tape of Jimi Hendrix Is to Be Offered for Sale:

"LOS ANGELES — In a twist on the recent string of sex tapes of Hollywood’s young stars, Vivid Entertainment plans to release what it says is a film from the vaults of classic rock: a sex film supposedly of Jimi Hendrix."
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8 comments:

Jez said...

So this dude couldn't just play off that he thought the woman farted and he was just checking it out? I mean, come on, I'm all for chair-sniffing, but you gotta know how to do it right so you don't come off as some kind of...chair sniffer. When did chair-sniffing become such a sexual thing? I mean, it's not like he grabbed her ass or gave her a shoulder massage (ahem!). He was just enjoying some aroma...have I said too much???

Speaking of liberal, I totally recommend draining as much juice off a can of Bush' baked beans, adding a liberal amount of barbecue sauce, and four liberal drops of hot sauce. Yummeh!

JPW said...

WAY too much, Jez. If we ever meet at a DBT show remind me to never leave me seat for a potty break.

Where you against chair sniffing before you were for it?

How many time do you think that dude dropped his pen. 'Oops, dropped my pen. Oops, dropped my pen. Oops, dropped me pen, mate'.

He could have also said his doctor prescribed 'aroma therapy'.

We could do this for days.

Gotta keep the juice, though.

Townser said...

Where's Abat when we need him? He's got to have some insight into chairsniffinggate.

JPW said...

That's what I was wondering, Townser. ABAT has been MIA on this pressing issue. But, we must remember that he is a day a head in the land down under the land down under. He's already working on issues we don't even know exist yet.

ABAT said...

Dudes! Couldn't stop laughing over this one! Holy hell on a leather seat. Is it that hard to restrain yourself until she leaves the room or is the 'fresh' aroma so much better? Very poor impulse control here.
NZ and Australia has this 'friendly' rivalry thing going on (ie we hate one another and never miss an opportunity to get stuck in). Rest assured the guys isn't only a laughing stock in his own country! LOL.

Hey, J, have you seen a documentary called Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism? Was on our documentary channel here last night. Very enlightening look (though not surprising) at Fox News et al, including some very interesting interviews with former staffers? If you haven't, see if you can get a copy.

Like poor ol' Townser I've got an ex. Mine has been causing mayhem through our daughter over the past few weeks, so haven't really had the mental energy to write too much. Rest assured I'm back and ready to kick ass!

JPW said...

ABAT! Welcome back, my friend. We missed ya.

I wondered that myself. Is the fresh scent better or does it need to age... like a cheese.

Have heard a lot about Outfoxed but have yet to see it. Finally got around to watching Sicko last night and boy does my country's health care system SUCK!

I thought you were going to export the ex with a couple of cases of whiskey? Damn exes. Can't life with and you can't cut them up and stash them in 5 plastic garbage bags.... I've said too much.

Townser said...

I'm about ready to make a straight up ex for ex trade with Abat. No whiskey necessary! With any luck they will both get lost in shipping.

As for the chair sniffing, from experience, I've found that you must strike while the iron is hot. Time is of the essence and freshness is key to a good sniffing experience.

ABAT said...

Yeah, I suppose you gotta get in there quick. Never know who's scent you're gonna get. Does it get to the point of scent on scent or what? The mind boggles.

Watched Outfoxed a couple of times now. It doesn't really say anything you don't already know (O'Reilly is an asshole, Hannity is an asshole, Murdoch is an asshole etc etc). It explained to my lady why I get so much pleasure watching Fox. She's used to her news carrying actual news and such.


Why hasn't somebody come up with a recycling station for ex's yet? Keep the planet clean and green!