Thursday, August 07, 2008

The Yawning Dog

Yeah, Pay up, bitches.

Vote for Bush? Pay up / Did you help put America's worst prez into power? Time to make amends:

"Sure, you could start with an open-palmed apology, a profoundly contrite on-your-knees sort of thing, maybe an open letter in your local paper or a heartfelt speech at your next dinner party whereby you stumble though some sort of 'I don't know what the hell I was thinking' or 'I must've been blind' or 'Wow, that mescaline sure was potent' type of defense for your unfortunate and reprehensible choices."

Somethin' ain't right here. This isn't the only example.

I don't mind giving Obama $25-$100 when I don't have a pot to piss in, but $61k?

Did New York couple give $61,600 to McCain, GOP?:

"WASHINGTON — Alice Rocchio is an office manager at the New York headquarters of the Hess Corp., drives a 1993 Chevy Cavalier and lives in an apartment in Queens, N.Y., with her husband, Pasquale, an Amtrak foreman.

Despite what appears to be a middle-class lifestyle, the couple has written $61,600 in checks to John McCain's presidential campaign and the Republican National Committee, most of it within days of McCain's decision to endorse offshore oil drilling."

And my early a.m. farts causes the sun to rise.

Republicans Claim Their Protest Has Lowered Gas Prices:

"House Republicans on Tuesday said their protest of Speaker Nancy Pelosi's (D-Calif.) decision not to allow a vote on expanded offshore oil drilling has helped lower gas prices.

Heading into a third day of speeches in the near-empty chamber, Republicans acknowledged that the average price of gas and oil has declined in recent weeks. But they claimed credit for part of that reduction."

At least someone is saving money on sock purchases. - Canada- U.S. cop suspects severed foot from B.C.:

"VANCOUVER -- The Washington detective investigating the sixth floating foot to wash up on West Coast shores in the last year says he believes it may have come via B.C. waters."

Good dog. He was mine before you left me.

"The Yawning Dog". Sounds like a yoga pose.

Fido's not just yawning -- he's empathising - Yahoo! News:

"LONDON (Reuters) - Dogs find human yawns contagious, suggesting they have a rudimentary capacity for empathy, scientists said on Wednesday."

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