The Yawning Dog

Yeah, Pay up, bitches.

Vote for Bush? Pay up / Did you help put America's worst prez into power? Time to make amends:

"Sure, you could start with an open-palmed apology, a profoundly contrite on-your-knees sort of thing, maybe an open letter in your local paper or a heartfelt speech at your next dinner party whereby you stumble though some sort of 'I don't know what the hell I was thinking' or 'I must've been blind' or 'Wow, that mescaline sure was potent' type of defense for your unfortunate and reprehensible choices."

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Somethin' ain't right here. This isn't the only example.

I don't mind giving Obama $25-$100 when I don't have a pot to piss in, but $61k?

Did New York couple give $61,600 to McCain, GOP?:

"WASHINGTON — Alice Rocchio is an office manager at the New York headquarters of the Hess Corp., drives a 1993 Chevy Cavalier and lives in an apartment in Queens, N.Y., with her husband, Pasquale, an Amtrak foreman.

Despite what appears to be a middle-class lifestyle, the couple has written $61,600 in checks to John McCain's presidential campaign and the Republican National Committee, most of it within days of McCain's decision to endorse offshore oil drilling."

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And my early a.m. farts causes the sun to rise.

Republicans Claim Their Protest Has Lowered Gas Prices:

"House Republicans on Tuesday said their protest of Speaker Nancy Pelosi's (D-Calif.) decision not to allow a vote on expanded offshore oil drilling has helped lower gas prices.

Heading into a third day of speeches in the near-empty chamber, Republicans acknowledged that the average price of gas and oil has declined in recent weeks. But they claimed credit for part of that reduction."

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At least someone is saving money on sock purchases.

edmontonsun.com - Canada- U.S. cop suspects severed foot from B.C.:

"VANCOUVER -- The Washington detective investigating the sixth floating foot to wash up on West Coast shores in the last year says he believes it may have come via B.C. waters."

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Good dog. He was mine before you left me.

"The Yawning Dog". Sounds like a yoga pose.

Fido's not just yawning -- he's empathising - Yahoo! News:

"LONDON (Reuters) - Dogs find human yawns contagious, suggesting they have a rudimentary capacity for empathy, scientists said on Wednesday."

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