Dick Armey

Hilarious:

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Methinks the ladies doth protest too much.

Last time I checked Timothy McVeigh wasn't a "dirty fucky hippy". So that would make him....

Conservatives outraged at DHS assessment warning of violent 'rightwing extremism':

"An April 7 report by the Department of Homeland Security is causing waves of indignation among conservatives for labeling 'rightwing extremism' the 'most dangerous domestic terrorism threat in the United States.'"

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Another line that wish I had come up with:

Shuster: If You’re Planning Tea Bagging Across The Country, ‘You’re Going To Need A Dick Armey’

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Dumb ass:

GOP lawmaker can only name 1 of 17 socialists he said were in Congress:

"Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-AL) told a gathering in Trussville, Ala. on Apr. 9 that there were 17 socialists in Congress. 'Some of the men and women I work with in Congress are socialists,' said Bachus, the top Republican on the Financial Services Committee.

But pressed to name the 17, he's only been able to come up with one. And that senator, self-professed 'Democratic socialist' Bernie Sanders (D-VT) wants to know the rest.

Sanders joined the chorus of reporters and lawmakers Tuesday pushing Bachus to make good on his claim that 17 socialists reside in Congress.

'Has Spencer released his list yet?' Sanders asked Politico. 'Everybody's waiting with bated breath.'

“I think at the very least he has to tell people what his definition of socialism is,' he added. 'And I think he should tell us who he was referring to, who’s on the list.”"

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More funny from across the pond:

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Atta-boy.

But his daughter is 37, so, not as bad as it sounds.

Geriatric porn star an inspiration - oddstuff | Stuff.co.nz:

"He is a typical man of age - a few white hairs cover his round head and he wears dentures.

But 75-year-old Shigeo Tokuda sat on a movie set on Monday wearing just a silk kimono and loin cloth about to have sex on film with a woman who is younger than his daughter."

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