Monday, March 19, 2007


My liver refused to come to work with me today. Fucking Irish. Bless their whiskey soaked hearts.

Another addition of 'told ya so'.

Officials: Mohammed exaggerated claims:
"WASHINGTON - Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's claims that he was responsible for dozens of successful, foiled and imagined attacks in the past 15 years relies on a loose definition of the word 'responsible.' Officials say the 9/11 mastermind was key to some plots but a bit player in others."

Do scientific studies just not want me to grow up ever? I'v got a feeling the study was sponsored by Nintendo.

Study: Playing Video Games Improves Eyesight:
"Playing 'Gears of War,' 'Lost Planet,' 'Halo' and other action video games that involve firing guns can improve your eyesight, new research claims.

Good for him. He's just risen a few spots in my internal Democratic polling. This took balls.

Best quote, "So what if it's risky? It's the right thing to do."

It. is. the. right. thing. to. do. More of that, please.

Richardson to legalize medical marijuana:
"SANTA FE, N.M. - Democratic Gov. Bill Richardson, poised to sign a bill making New Mexico the 12th state to legalize medical marijuana, said Thursday he realizes his action could become an issue in the presidential race.

'So what if it's risky? It's the right thing to do,' said Richardson, one of the candidates in the crowded 2008 field. 'What we're talking about is 160 people in deep pain. It only affects them.'"

I think we may need to redefine what it means to be a 'pussy'.

Stray cats enter home, attack women, boy:
NORTH PLATTE, Neb. - Two stray cats attacked three people after they got into a house in North Platte. 'I thought I had seen it all, but I have never seen anything like this,' Chief of Police Martin Gutschenritter said Tuesday. A call for help Monday took animal control officer John Pettit to the home of Melissa Breva, Gutschenritter said. Breva told Pettit she had captured two cats in a bedroom."


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