Thursday, March 27, 2008

McSnuffin

The stupefying of America.



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NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!! What a world, what a world.

See you CAN have a diet of grease and fake food ans STILL live to the ripe old age of 89. Supersize THIS, Morgan Spurlock.

Egg McMuffin Inventor Dies at 89:

"Herb Peterson, who invented the ubiquitous Egg McMuffin as a way to introduce breakfast to McDonald's restaurants, has died, a Southern California McDonald's official said Wednesday. He was 89."
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Where am I suppose to get my supply of snake vodka now?!?

Bayou Bob, lives in Texas, selling snake vodka to Asians. See, it really is a global economy.

Rancher Arrested for Selling Snake Vodka:

"A rattlesnake rancher who calls himself Bayou Bob found a new way to make money: Stick a rattler inside a bottle of vodka and market the concoction as an 'ancient Asian elixir.' But Bayou Bob Popplewell's bright idea appears to have landed him on the wrong side of the law, because he has no liquor license."
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Animals are funny:



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7 comments:

Jenn said...

Oh god. Seriously, OH GOD. Surely if you exist you would not confuse your poor beings of lower intellect so!

JPW said...

It would have been SO cool to have been able to ride a T-Rex if you believe the 'creationist'.

Also, would give a whole new meaning to 'Firebird'.

If god exists then she is most certainly a prankster.

ABAT said...

Mate, I love those creationist guys. Anybody who can so blindly reject evolution in favour of "Jesus made it all" (I thought god did it, but that's by the by) has got to be great fun at parties.
Sad that they're indoctrinating the next generation into it though. I've gotta believe that anybody that tried a tour like that down here in NZ would get their asses booted out of the museum.

Snake vodka sounds the go. I'll have to try that when I come over for DBT. We have no snakes here in NZ at all and only a couple of varieties of poisonous spiders (one from Australia) and that's about it. No scorpions, no big cats, nothing. Only US-style street gangs.

JPW said...

Flat-earthers are what I call them. I can't understand why they can't make the connection that their 'god' could have created evolution? Just b/c the word 'evolution' wasn't mention in the bible shouldn't disable them from making that connection. Bible doesn't say anthing about abortion and they're all over that one.

I'll get a case of the snake vodka, ABAT and we'll do it up right when you come for a show.

Do you want me to FedEx you some snakes? We've got plenty.

ABAT said...

Hell yeah! I'll be into that. Bought some sort of candy with a scorpion in it when we were in Yuma, AZ - took a few days to build up the courage for that one. I've seen some ads on Fox for a micro-brew chili beer. That looks pretty cool.

Mate, our border control are fierce. I doubt you could get snakes through. They won't even allow zoos to have them just in case they get out.

JPW said...

I hope there was some chocolate with your scorpion.

Chili Beer is the worse invention in the history of man. Instant heartburn.

ABAT said...

Nah it was some orange/yellow thing that was supposed to taste like Tequila. More like paint stripper.

Chili beer no good? Damn.