Tuesday, April 01, 2008

April Fools

April Fools:

The power of prayer.

Prayed her right into the ground.

Girl Dies After Parents Pray for Healing Instead of Seeking Medical Help

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No-shit. BushCo has politicized just about every other aspect of our government. Of course they timed this to effect the elections.

Is Pentagon using Guantanamo trials to influence election?:

"The Navy lawyer for Osama bin Laden's driver has accused senior Pentagon officials of orchestrating war crimes prosecutions of detainees held at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, to influence the outcome of the 2008 presidential campaign."
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1000 miles a tank traveling at 96 mph... on compressed air? Sign me up!

Compressed air car coming with 2010 Breeze:
"Their car will travel about 1,000 miles at up to 96 mph on one fill-up."
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Stripping and vegetables don't mix! Matter of fact nothing mixes well with vegetables, but to sully stripping so.... what's wrong with these people.

Like I want to be whipped with a cantaloupe of nine tails.

The Carrot Some Vegans Deplore:
"TWO things that you can find a lot of in Portland, Ore., are vegans and strip clubs. Johnny Diablo decided to open a business to combine both. At his Casa Diablo Gentlemen’s Club, soy protein replaces beef in the tacos and chimichangas; the dancers wear pleather, not leather. Many are vegans or vegetarians themselves."
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Haven't tried it out yet but I will soon.

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Adobe Photoshop Express - Made You Look.

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4 comments:

ABAT said...

Johnny Diablo is such a great name. Dunno about you, but I need a good steak to work up the energy to go to a strip club. Nice thought though. So no cruelty to carrots? I hate those buggers.

The way the dems are going at one another, Bush, McCain and co could pretty much take the rest of the year off - they don't really need to politicize anything. Love Hilary's 'Rocky' reference. Didn't he lose that one on a points decision? Maybe she's being ironic.

Denying your kids medical attention is just another form of abuse. Haven't we discussed this one before? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE TRIED AND TRUE METHODS PEOPLE!

Big picture thinking please.

AAW said...

As Dennis Leary said in No Cure for Cancer... "Meat taste like murder and murder taste pretty goddamn good".

Yeah, I've got something to say tomorrow about the 'Rocky' reference.

They think they can 'pray the gay away, too'. Morons.

davyproctorboy said...

Can't pray this gay man away. These same people who killed their child probably are vociferously "pro-life"...

AAW said...

I pray that you gay guys remain gay, davy. Less competition for us straight fellas.

And you're right. I'm sure they're 'pro-life' too.

Good to hear from you!