Thursday, May 29, 2008

John Wayne Ass Whuppin

Really? They've been lying this entire time?!? Using propaganda!!?! The traditional media was complicit in the lies?!? Say it so!

We 'dirty-fucking-hippies' have been sayin' for, what, 7 freakin' years now.

Kinda nice McClellan finally found some little baby nuts but....

And, oh, how the traditional media will go on and on about 'how they could of never predicted'....

Worthless bastards.

...and, AND one never forgets trying cocaine.

Former White House spokesman: Bush used 'propaganda' to sell war:

"''The media won't let go of these ridiculous cocaine rumors,' I heard Bush say. 'You know, the truth is I honestly don't remember whether I tried it or not. We had some pretty wild parties back in the day, and I just don't remember.''

'I remember thinking to myself, How can that be?' McClellan wrote. 'How can someone simply not remember whether or not they used an illegal substance like cocaine? It didn't make a lot of sense.'

Historically-truthiness lipstick on a pig.

'Learning as we go'.... jesus-h-christ.

Bush: US learning as we go in Iraq, Afghanistan:

"President Bush said Wednesday that rebuilding Iraq and Afghanistan is proving difficult as the wars rage on, and 'we're learning as we go.'"

Micronesia, Polynesia, hell the entire South Pacific will go ape-shit if this impacts their flow of Spam. It's like crack to those people.

"5 dollar gas and Spam on the table". Title of my next (well, first) song.

Sales of Spam rise as consumers trim food costs:

"Sales of Spam — that much maligned meat — are rising as consumers are turning more to lunch meats and other lower-cost foods to extend their already stretched food budgets."

Now THIS is how one falls off the wagon. The bender of all benders.

And if you're going to beat someone with a statue, damn right it better be a statue of The Duke.

Minnesota motivational speaker faces charges:

"A convicted felon who became a motivational speaker — and used his life experiences to warn teens about the dangers of drugs and crime — is accused of going on a bender, threatening to kill his girlfriend and her son, and smashing a former prison buddy in the face with a statue of John Wayne."

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